60+ Iconic Brooklyn 99 Quotes Which You Will Be Hard Pressed to Not Like

60+ Iconic Brooklyn 99 Quotes Which You Will Be Hard Pressed to Not Like
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Best Brooklyn 99 Quotes

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  • “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.” - Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “Love, it sustains you. It’s like oatmeal.” - Raymond Holt, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “You’re under arrest for ruining something perfect!” - Rosa Diaz, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.” - Gina Linetti, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.” - Rosa Diaz, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.” - Captain Holt, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.” - Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” - Sergeant Terry Jeffords, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” - Gina Linetti, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Move over, Peralta! Move over! Okay. And if I may do a third toast, it’ll be focused primarily on the mango yogurt.” - Sergeant Terry Jeffords, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!” - Detective Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'
  • “Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman; you should know how to treat that burn.” - Detective Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “you're always bothering [me].” - Jake, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Little fools.” - Sergeant Terry Jeffords, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.” - Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'.

Brooklyn 99 Gina Quotes

Brooklyn 99 Gina Quotes
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  • “Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.” - Gina Linetti, Season Three, Episode One, 'New Captain'.
  • “All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode 16, 'The Party'.
  • “Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window?” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode 16, 'The Wednesday Incident'.
  • “I was thinking how I would make the perfect American President based upon my skill set, dance ability and blood lust.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode 16, 'The Party'.
  • “Wait, first, let’s say a prayer. Dear Beyonce, Solange, Rihanna, someone cool that’s white, Cardi B, please bless this flush. A-women.” - Gina Linetti, Season Five, Episode 20, 'Show Me Going'.
  • “How am I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions?” - Gina Linetti, Season Four, Episode Seven, 'Mr. Santiago'.
  • “Is this a Make A Wish thing? Are you dying? Is it from loneliness?” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode 13, 'Payback'.
  • “You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay. I’m the bully around here. Ask anyone.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode Seven, '48 Hours'.
  • “I’d describe the workflow today as dismal with a tiny dash of pathetic.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode 15, 'Operation Broken Feathers'.
  • “I’m scared of businessmen. A whole army of gray-suited Brads and Chads trying to suck my soul and redeem it for frequent Flyer Miles.” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode 17, 'Boyle-Linetti Wedding'.
  • “As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature’s greatest predator, the wolf.” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode One, 'Undercover'.
  • “Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with Xs for the eyes.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode 22, 'Changes And Specs'.
  • “It’s Gina’s phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won’t check it ’cause it’s not 1993.” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode Five, 'The Mole'.
  • “What? The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.” - Gina Linetti, Season Five, Episode 17, 'DFW'.
  • “Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.” - Gina Linetti, Season One, Episode 16, 'The Party'.

  • “The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest?” - Gina Linetti, Season Two, Episode 14, 'Defense Rests'.

Brooklyn 99 Funny Quotes

Brooklyn 99 Funny Quotes
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  • “No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.” - Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Captain Holt: Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta? Jake: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering.” - 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, show your father some respect. Jake: I didn't call him dad.” - 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “If I die, turn my tweets into a book.” - Gina Linetti, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window?” - Gina Linetti, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?” - Captain Holt, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.” - Terry Jeffords, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.” - Rosa Diaz, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton.” - Gina Linetti, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “It's such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40's.” - Charles Boyle, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Boone: Detective Paralta. Your fly is down. I made you look. Jake: I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts; there is no fly.” - 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Jake: 20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me. Holt: I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.” - 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.” - Jake Peralta, 'Brooklyn 99'.
  • “Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.” - Rosa Diaz, 'Brooklyn 99'.

  • “Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.” - Raymond Holt, 'Brooklyn 99'.

Brooklyn 99 Holt Quotes

Brooklyn 99 Holt Quotes
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  • “Oh, I've caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Captain wuntch. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding hades?” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Vindication!” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Hot damn!” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Wait a minute. This isn't the championship cummerbund. This is some common cummerbund. And you're not cheddar.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “I only have one dream a year, always on tax day. In it, I must file an extension. So, yes, it is best not to have dreams.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Apparently my husband Kevin has invited you all to my party. There's very little street parking. No gifts. No singing of happy birthday. It should be fun.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “More importantly, wuntch got served. Oh my god, wuntch sounds like lunch. Oh, this opens up so many new avenues.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Because no one will ever believe you”. - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals? Yas queen.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “No. from now on, call me ... velvet thunder!” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you.” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Jake: It's the most fun day of the year. Something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy. Captain Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.” - ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.
  • “Coat, coat, jacket, coat. Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?” - Captain Raymond Jacob Holt, ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’.

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