60+ Iconic Thor Quotes for Your Daily Dose!

Best Thor Quotes

Thor is one of the strongest heroes in Marvel Cinematic Universe. If you have been following it, you must be familiar with his silly acts. These are the other best Thor quotes for you. Let's check these out!

• "Bring me, Thanos!"
• "For the first time in a thousand years, I have no path."
• "Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low. I don’t want to hurt you anymore."
• "How dare you attack the son of Odin!"
• "I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate."
• "I have dire plans for Destiny."
• "I must go back to Asgard, but I give you my word. I will return for you."
• "I understand why you’re angry. And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it can’t be you. You’re just the worst."
• "I’m only alive because fate wants me alive."
• "I’m still worthy."
• "Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if… you return the items you have taken from Jane."
• "Let’s kill him properly this time."
• "My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glory of battles?"
• "Then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick!"
• "This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!"
• "We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
• "You dare Threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?"
• "You know, Father once told me that a wise man never seeks out war…"
• "You know, it’s funny you should mention that. Because I’ve been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it."
• "You’re a talented liar, brother. Always have been."

Quotes From Thor

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• "A creepy old man cut my hair off!"
• "All words are made up."
• "At the end of the day you’re you and I’m me and… oh, maybe there’s still good in you but… let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago."
• "By Odin’s beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Please! Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! No! Nooo!"
• "Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It’s hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous."
• "Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don’t smash!"
• "I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that– because’s that what heroes do."
• "I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate."
• "I have dire plans for destiny."
• "I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?” Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It’s a long story. Basically, I’m a bit of a hero. See, I’ve spent some time on Earth… for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things… but didn’t find any. That’s when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage… where I met you."
• "I was protecting my throne!"
• "I’d rather be a good man than a great king."
• "My God, you’re a Valkyrie… You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. It’s about time."
• "No, I don’t have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It’s called an email."
• "Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly."
• "The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout."
• "The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty…"
• "Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!"
• "Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Blergh, it’s me!’ And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time."
• "You’re big. I’ve fought bigger."

Thor Inspirational Quotes

Thor is one of the inspirational characters among the other Avengers. His strong and funny jokes can be the best inspiration for fans. These are the other inspirational Thor quotes for you!

• "Asgard is not a place, it’s a people."
• "At least make it a challenge for me!"
• "Bring me Thanos!"
• "I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that– because’s that what heroes do."
• "I have dire plans for Destiny."
• "I’d rather be a good man than a great king."
• "I’m only alive because fate wants me alive."
• "Let’s kill him properly this time."
• "Life is all about growth and change."
• "So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that’s still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you."
• "The only thing permanent in life is impermanence."
• "We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
• "You know, Father once told me that a wise man never seeks out war…"
• "You’re big. I’ve fought bigger."
• "Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science."