60 Legally Blonde Quotes That are Iconic and Such Pleasure to Read!

Quotes from Legally Blonde

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One can’t deny the fact that Reese Witherspoon’s Elle Woods has inspired many young women with her bubbly and yet determined sorority-president-turned-Harvard-law-graduate character.

As a fan of the film, you’ll definitely love reading these Legally Blonde quotes from the characters. Let’s have a look!

• “I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [whistle] I object!” - Elle Woods

• “I don’t need backups. I’m going to Harvard.” - Elle Woods

• “I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.” - Elle Woods

• “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” - Elle Woods

• “I’m Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods and we’re both Gemini vegetarians.” - Elle Woods

• “Oh, I like your outfit, too, except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated.” - Elle Woods

• “I’m sorry. I just hallucinated.” - Elle Woods

• “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.” - Elle Woods

• “When used appropriately, it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation. It’s called the bend and snap.” - Elle Woods

• “You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.” - Elle Woods

• “If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.” - Elle Woods

• “If I’m gonna be a senator, well I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.” - Warner Huntington

• “I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.” - Emmett

• “Do you think she woke up one morning and said, “I think I’ll go to law school today?” - Professor Callahan

• “Could I have been any more goddamn spastic?” - Paulette Bonafonté

Best Legally Blonde Quotes

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Reading the following Legally Blonde quotes by Elle Woods is totally fun! We all can agree that these Elle Woods’ Legally Blonde quotes prove that she is an icon.

• "I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago. So if you are trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl."

• "I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything."

• Elle: "This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious." Older woman: "What? Practically deformed?"

• "Oh, I like your outfit too, except, when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

• "I am never gonna be good enough for you, am I?"

• "For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment."

• "Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal?"

• "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t."

• "Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"

• "If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead."

• “I’ll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.”

• “The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.”

• “For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”

• “Oh, and it’s scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think?”

• “When used appropriately, it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation."

Legally Blonde Inspirational Quotes

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Not only laugh, Legally Blonde also serve some inspirational quotes for the watchers. Let’s have a look at these Legally Blonde quotes to remind you about the iconic characters, especially Elle Woods!

• “You must always have faith in people. And most important, you must always have faith in yourself.”

• “I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood.”

• “Passion is a key ingredient to the study and practice of law — and of life.”

• “Remembering that first impressions are not always correct.”

• “I changed my mind. I’d pick the dangerous one because I’m not scared of a challenge.”

• “This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner!”

• "You know when he first applied for Harvard, he got wait-listed. He got in because his father had to make a call."

• "If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."

• "This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious."

• "I worked so hard to get into law school. I blew off Greek week to study for the LSATs. I even hired a Coppola to direct my admissions video."

• "I would rather have a client who’s innocent."

• "Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?"

• "It's impossible to use a half-loop."

Legally Blonde Movie Quotes

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For more Legally Blonde quotes, Tripboba has brought up a quarter more Legally Blonde quotes that will bring that nostalgic feelings for you.

• “Oh my God, the bend and snap, works every time.” — Hairstylist

• “Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.” — Elle's Father

• “If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.” — Professor Stromwell

• “I’ve already lost my husband, I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation.” — Brooke Taylor Windham

• "My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your…ahem." — Serena McGuire

• “Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.” — Enrique Salvatore

• “The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.” — Elle Woods

• "I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority." — Elle Woods

• “Oh, Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal?” — Elle Woods

• “I don’t need backups. I’m going to Harvard.” — Elle Woods

• "She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she’s not completely unfortunate looking." — Elle Woods

• "It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin… to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say 'Aye.'" — Elle Woods

• "Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt." — Elle Woods

• “Wow. Don’t you look like a walking felony.” — Warner Huntington III

• “Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.” — Elle Woods