60 Memorable Waterboy Quotes That are Laugh Worthy!

60 Memorable Waterboy Quotes That are Laugh Worthy!
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Tripboba.com - Starring Adam Sandler in the title role, Waterboy is a popular sports comedy film from 1998 that was directed by Frank Coraci. The film is about a water boy who works for a college football team who later got into the team after the coach discover his tackling skills.

This film would be an interesting watch for the whole family – that’s why it was a popular film during his era. And don’t get us wrong, the film is still watched by many for holidays.

That’s why Tripboba wants to bring back the fun and funniness from the film for your reading season through these cool Waterboy quotes.

The Waterboy Quotes

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While having a family celebration or holiday, it’s ever better when you can watch a funny movie with your loved ones. And what better than Waterboy?

For our version of Waterboy quotes, we have included them in the following list:

  • "Rita: Is there a girl you're seein? Bobby Boucher: Seein? I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too. Rita: I think that's sexy. You ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time?"
  • "Professor: Well! Mama's wrong again! Bobby Boucher: No, You're wrong Colonel Sanders."
  • "Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!" - Paco
  • "You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!" - Walter
  • "Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!"
  • "Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR." - Lyle Robideaux
  • "I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage!" - Coach Klein
  • "You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama." - Mama Boucher
  • "Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself." - Bobby Boucher
  • "Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outta da zoo and punched you in da eye? Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues."
  • "No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball." - Mama Boucher
  • "Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana." - Paco
  • "Let's kick some names and take some ass." - Walter
  • "And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!" - Bobby Boucher
  • "Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot." - Coach Klein

  • "Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like sometimes on a sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill. bobby you want me to go to a barbecue with you? yes yes dats it." - Bobby Boucher

Funny Waterboy Quotes

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Your day is less than fun without funny stuff? Need entertainment for mood booster? Why don’t you enjoy Tripboba’s treatment through these Waterboy quotes that are known as funny!

  • "No. You people drinkin the wrong water." - Booby Boucher
  • “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” - Mama Boucher
  • “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” - Bobby Boucher
  • “Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.” - Bobby Boucher
  • “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.” - Bobby Boucher
  • “Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?” - Mama Boucher
  • “Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?” - Bobby Boucher
  • “Water sucks. Gatorade is better.” - Coach Klein
  • “Now you go on, have some fun becoming a man.” - Helen Mama Boucher
  • “Yes, yes, that is another first for me. And I appreciate what you’re showing me right now.” - Bobby Boucher Jr.
  • “I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you’re an inspiration, to all of us who... who weren’t born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...” - Paco
  • "Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted out a da zoo and punched you in da eye?"- Helen ‘Mama’ Boucher
  • "I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil." - Helen ‘Mama’ Boucher
  • “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?” - Derek Wallace
  • “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I. I. I. yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.” - Bobby Boucher
  • "Bobby Boucher: You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person. Coach Klein

Quotes from Waterboy

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All these Waterboy quotes remind funny. If you want to have a fun reading season, these Waterboy quotes are totally recommended. Here are what we have for you: 

  • “That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.” - Coach Red Beaulieu
  • "The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me can be partners! Just like that Tiger Woods and his dad! …Uh-oh." - Roberto
  • "This is good. This is much better than what I serve." - Coach Klein
  • "I can’t hire you. I can’t hire anybody. We’re the poorest footb..." - Coach Klein
  • "You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person." - Bobby Boucher
  • "Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later." - Vicki Vallencourt
  • "Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means." - Bobby Boucher
  • "Well ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby." - Coach Klein
  • "The medulla oblongata... is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject." - Professor
  • "Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue." - Bobby Boucher
  • "I don’t ever want you associating with little girls." - Mama Boucher
  • "Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee." - Mama Boucher
  • “You come into Mama’s bedroom, Mama will brush your hair.” - Mama Boucher
  • "Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I’m gonna hafta say Captain Insano.” - Bobby Boucher Jr
  • "You know, I’ve seen you on the ESPN, when they were talkin’ about you bein’ drafted by the NFL." - Roberto

Waterboy Movie Quotes

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Here other funny and memorable Waterboy quotes that Tripboba has managed to find:

  • "And I like Vicki and she likes me back." - Bobby Boucher
  • “The waterboy just needed some water!” - ESPN Announcer
  • "You gonna lose all your fancy 'fools' balls' games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is..." - Mama Boucher
  • “Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano.” - Bobby Boucher Jr.
  • “And by the way, Mama… alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.” - Bobby Boucher
  • "That's kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners." - Coach Red Beaulieu
  • "Look Who's on TV mama... it's the devil." - Bobby Boucher
  • "Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack." - Lawrence Taylor
  • "Hey, moron! Hey! Moron! Duh! L-L-Look at me. I'm th-th-the waterboy. Duh! I got a wooden spoon! Duh!" - Guy Grenouille
  • "Smells like you need a shower, stinky!" - Greg Meaney
  • "And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata!"
  • "Dan Fouts: Bobby Boucher sure knocked the poop out of him. Brent Musburger: (Looks at Dan) Poop?"
  • "Oh, no! We suck again!" - Townie
  • "Bobby Boucher: Sorry. Will you please still be my friend? Guy Grenouille: No, Get away."
  • "Nice going shithead. You lost us the football game." - Guy Grenouille

We hope you had fun reading these Waterboy quotes. For more fun quotes, you simply click the “Quotes” button at the end of this article.


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