60 Relatable Patrick Star Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Like Crazy!

Best Patrick Star Quotes

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You can’t deny the fact that Patrick Star is one of the souls of the whole SpongeBob movie that always make us laugh like never before. That character is as crazy as he sounds – and we all like crazy sometimes, right?

In this section of the article, Tripboba is going to share some of the best and top Patrick Star quotes. Get ready, because you don’t want to miss this one!

• "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"- Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "I can't see my forehead!" - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!" - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Sandy's a girl?" - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Well, maybe it is stupid but it's also a little dumb." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Spongebob, I think Squidward has taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Money can't replace friendship, I would rather have no money than losing you." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "You cannot stop the unstoppable." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "SpongeBob Squarepants? That's a funny way to spell my name." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "I think - Argh! - he's trying - Argh! - to say - Argh! - that we're - Argh! about to... [They crash] Land." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

• "SpongeBob, I don't like it here. It's dark and scary. I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home. Look! I can't even tell the bathrooms apart! [Close up of bathroom doors show one with a question mark, the other with an upside-down question mark]." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'

Funny Patrick Star Quotes

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Everything about Patrick Star is funny as we don’t know what! From his voice, his whole look, to the way he says things!

His funniness is too good not share, and that’s why Tripboba has come up with some of the funniest Patrick Star quotes to entertain your day. Let’s take a look!

• "Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!" - Patrick Star

• "Nice try Squidward. But there's no Santa Clause here! [Does this mean Squidward is afraid of Finland?]" - Patrick Star

• "I don't think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is." - Patrick Star

• "You guys talk funny! Say more words." - Patrick Star

• "Squidward!! Your ceiling is talking to me!!" - Patrick Star

• "My parents think I'm dumb more than a sack of diapers." - Patrick Star

• "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

• "Where's the leak, ma'am?"/ "He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!"/ "Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?"/"Finland" - Patrick Star

• "I can't see my forehead." - Patrick Star

• "We're not cavemen we have technology." - Patrick Star

• "Two giant paint bubbles." - Patrick Star

• "Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died. The end." - Patrick Star

• "And then comes a giant fist!" - Patrick Star

• "East? I thought you said weast?" - Patrick Star

• "My name's not Rick!" - Patrick Star

Patrick The Star Quotes

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While SpongeBob is the main character, you can’t help that it’s Patrick that most us can relate to! For more Patrick Star quotes, enjoy the list below and see what Patrick has to say to make us all laugh!

• "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star

• "Well, maybe it is stupid but it's also dumb." - Patrick Star

• "Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan you left your lights on." - Patrick Star

• "You got it set to M for Mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo. You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!" - Patrick Star

• "You're right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking..." - Patrick Star

• "Do it again, I wasn't looking!" - Patrick Star

• "Y'know, WUMBO, he she me, WUMBO..." - Patrick Star

• "Well I don't tell you how to live your life!" - Patrick Star

• "You mean like a weenie? OKAY!" - Patrick Star

• "Hey, we are not chicken! OH NO, MY POPCORN!" - Patrick Star

• "My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it's in a jar again! It's like, a pun or something!" - Patrick Star

• "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!! I am not a Krusty Krab!" - Patrick Star

• "Kraaaaaabs.... isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?" - Patrick Star

• "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!" - Patrick Star

• "You guys talk funny! SAY MORE WORDS!" - Patrick Star

Patrick Star Funniest Quotes

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Did you say more funny Patrick Star quotes? Don’t worry! We still have plenty of them here to enjoy.

• "Me too! INFLATABLE PANTS! WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?" - Patrick Star

• "I don't think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is." - Patrick Star

• "OKAY, MAGICAL TALKING TRASHCAN!" - Patrick Star

• "I gotta get back to crusting the crab." - Patrick Star "That's Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!" - Patrick Star

• "But I was looking for ME the whole time! It's the perfect crime!" - Patrick Star

• "Don't touch me, I'm sterile." - Patrick Star

• "Roger! Without him, the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!" - Patrick Star

• "Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4:00." - Patrick Star

• "Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" - Patrick Star

• "YOU BROKE MY HEART! NOW I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING OF YOURS!!" - Patrick Star

• "My parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers." - Patrick Star

• "Spongebob, I think Squidward's taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it." - Patrick Star

• "I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS THE LAST TIME!" - Patrick Star

• "Boating school?! I thought this was Spanish class!" - Patrick Star

As the writer, we couldn’t help to laugh ourselves. These Patrick Star quotes are truly the best and funniest! Hope you enjoyed it!