60+ Shameless Quotes from the Iconic American TV Series

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• “Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.”— Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: You Sold Me the Laundromat, Remember?

• “Daddy Frank, you are a serious badass and an essential member of this family.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: You Sold Me the Laundromat, Remember?

• “I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. ”— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

• “Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”— Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

• “Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.”— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

• “I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.”— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

• “Minimum wage? Just a fancy term for industrialized slavery.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

• “Find someone to keep you. How? You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate.”— Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: I Am a Storm

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Here are the other Shameless quotes below!

• Frank Gallagher (to God): "That all you got? That's it? I'm still here, you f**ker! Frank Gallagher! I'm alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, a**hole! I'm alive, motherf**ker! Me, Frank Gallagher! Alive. Alive."

• Lip Gallagher: "I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case."

• Fiona Gallagher: "Gallaghers pay their debts."

• Ian Gallagher: "Yeah, but we’re related to the wrong people in our lousy neighborhood."

• Lip Gallagher (to Carl): "The only reason you’re not in summer school is that they wouldn’t have you."

• Adam: "Hey, do you think my car will still be there? – Fiona Gallagher: Parts of it."

• Frank Gallagher: "You give a man a fish. You’ve fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you’ve fed him for a lifetime. I raise fishermen. The best gift you can give, neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. Now, do the right thing. Split. Not our fault she was careless."

• Veronica Fisher: "‘Cause you keep forgetting to buy us a boat."

• Frank Gallagher:" Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back… no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. "

• Veronica Fisher: "That is the dirtiest white boy in America."

• Monica Gallagher: "Don’t even think about coming out at school. Somebody in that neighborhood will knife you, for sure."

Shameless Quotes Season 1

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• Frank Gallagher (narration): "Me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, know the most critical thing in this life… we know how to f***ing party!"

• Kevin Ball: "Frank, what did I tell you?! The day you start paying rent around here, Frank, like the rest of us, you can play whatever sh*t you want. But if you’re going to pump up this time of night, you’re going to pump out the stuff that we like, okay?"

• Kevin Ball: "That’s what I call little mixed-race babies: Tomorrow, people. Little people of tomorrow."

• Lip Gallagher: "To master the art of the book report, you just take any novel, no matter when it was written, and you argue that the main character is a latent homosexual. No, seriously. Seriously. Now, most English teachers are either gay and agree or straight but too scared to disagree and get labeled as intolerant."

• Debbie Gallagher (to Carl): "You can’t beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children."

• Terry Milkovich (to Ian and Mickey): "Put some clothes on. You two look like a couple of fags."

• Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): "Kiss me, and I’ll cut your f***ing tongue out."

• Linda (to Ian): "You’re not fired. My opinion? You could do better."

• Debbie Gallagher (about Harry Potter): "Overrated. Made a better movie than a book. And now, with all those kid actors grow up, they’re scarier looking than the villains."

• Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): "You say that again, I’ll rip your tongue out of your head. Take your hand off the glass."

Best Shameless Quotes

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• “This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut

• “Sun all year round, no more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man.”— Mickey Milkovich, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After

• “All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Happily Ever After

• “Life throws challenges at us to see what we're made of, right? Yeah, apparently, I'm made of bourbon and blow.”— Robbie Pratt, Shameless, Shameless Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter.

• “We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 8: Sleepwalking.

• “Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.”— Sarah Cleary, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: Refugees.

• “Just because we were born here, doesn’t mean that we end up here.”— Amanda Milkovich, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: A Yurt of One's Own

• “Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.”— Ian Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: El Gran Canon.

• “I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.”— Debbie Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: The Two Lisas.

• “The worst part about crack is long term addiction, but I won't be around for long-term anything.”— Bianca Samson, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Drugs.

• “Pretty soon, there's not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There's just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: Pimp's Paradise.

• “You get roofies, I Google waterboarding.”— Debbie Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Drugs.

• “You ever talked to someone getting chemo or radiation? They feel like someone's clawing at their teeth from the inside. They can't remember what day it is, or keep their eyes open. They lay in bed all day and get bed sores that don't heal. Is that how you would want to spend your final days on this planet?”— Bianca Samson, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Drugs Actually

• “Dying is lonely.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Drugs.

• “I call this beer, Milk Of The Gods.”— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: I'm the Life."

• “You're needy and annoying. And slutty, and a bad mother.”— Sheila Jackson, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: I'm the Liver.

• “Imagine you are swimming. And baby shark comes out of nowhere, and sinks his fucking teeth into your ball sacks. This is what it feels like when they bite nipple. Like they have declared war. Like, if you have a hammer in your hand, you could bash the brains out of this little shit. This is what it feels like.”— Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: I'm the Liver.

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