60 Top Barber Quotes That Tell Being a Barber is a Cool Profession

Barber Shop Quotes

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Tripboba is bringing some of the best barber quotes and barber shop quotes to remind you that barbers are truly a hard work people. Let’s take a look at our first version of barber quotes:

• "To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber." – Oliver Goldsmith

• "Being a barber is about taking care of the people." – Anthony Hamilton

• "If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut." – Paul Merson

• "When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop." – Charles M. Schwab

• "You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's." – Dizzee Rascal

• "I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop." – Jenifer Lewis

• "I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it." – Tim Conway

• "Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole." – Wesley Willis

• "A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell its issue without losing a stroke of the razor, and can explain the points of inferiority of all the players, as compared with the better men that he has personally seen elsewhere, with the nicety of a professional." – Stephen Leacock

• "Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks." – William Shakespeare

• "When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?" – Bobby Heenan

• "Barbershop. It's in their interests to find alternate vehicles to promote the shows." – Rob Bennett

• "Barbershop is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle." – Harvey Feldman

• "Doing barbershop has made us all better singers. When we hit just the right chord together, there's no better feeling." – Jonny Moroni

• "Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop." – Bernie Mac

Funny Barber Quotes

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When you walk into a barbershop, you know that you’re going to have fun – not that you will do the most, but rather you will be entertained by the barber. Barbers are fun and full of stories. They will tell you things and stories that are funny and great to listen to.

As you know, barbers are social people so they have to talk just to keep you entertained – also, to keep you away from being bored. Of course, you can always say to them that you don’t want to be bothered while doing a haircut. But there’s nothing wrong in listening to them talking.

Mind you, barbers are also wise people with lots of life lesson. So, you might as well listen to them!

Here, you will see funny barber quotes that Tripboba has collected from various sources by anonymous for your enjoyment. Let’s take a look!

• "Barbers are the artist whose drawing on someone’s head become the trend and fashion."

• "Every barber always prays for the fast growth of the human hair. It’s a blessing for them."

• "Even if it’s day 1 after getting a haircut barbers think that you need a new haircut."

• "Just express your mental state to your barber, he will understand what haircut will suit you in this state."

• "I don’t know why I can’t articulate what I actually want whenever I go to my barber because I haven’t ever got the haircut I asked for."

• "Barbers have the power to give you a disheveled look."

• "Barber told me that half shaved hairstyle is now in trend and gave me this haircut. So I paid him the half amount of the full shaved."

• "A barber lathers a man before he shaves him."

• "We play happy music, and we make people happy. That’s why they like us."

• "Trust no one but… your barber!"

• "Barbering is the art of creating without an eraser."

• "I speak hair. English is my second language."

• "If you want a good barber, you gotta deal with a bushy barber."

• "If you can’t trust your barber who can you trust?"

• "Your barber is the most powerful man in this world. He decides whether you getting roasted or getting DM’s for the next 2 weeks."

Barber Quotes Sayings

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For more related barber quotes about barber, haircut, and barbershop can be read down below:

• "You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut." – Jeff Foxworthy

• "There is no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple." – Aldous Huxley

• "You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut." – Warren Buffett

• "There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion." – Ice Cube

• "Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he?" – Adam Peaty

• "This is a barbershop, not a hair salon. You come in here not trying to impress anyone. It's a place just to talk, to hang out with the fellows, talk about sports, women, relationships." – Joe Davis

• "No matter what barbershop you go to, there's always that guy who's just hanging around and doesn't do much, but knows everything that's going on in the community." – Deon Cole

• "Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine." – Rowan Atkinson

• "A barber lathers a man before he shaves him." – Dale Carnegie

• "Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair." – Karl Kraus

• "All the barbershops and funeral-homes were open and the customers were coming and the business was doing great." – Regina Spektor

• "When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop." – Charles M. Schwab

• "No barber shaves so close but another finds worke." – George Herbert

• "I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old." – Victor Cruz

• "Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut." – Warren Buffett

Barber Life Quotes

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Through these barber quotes, you can see how fun and enjoyable barber life is. From opening the barbershop, preparing the tools, welcoming customers, to chatting with your clients.

In this section of the article, Tripboba will be sharing anything about barber life that you don’t want to miss. Here are barber quotes for your reading season:

• "I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren't air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open." – Bill Bryson

• "I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!" – Sean Patrick Thomas

• "I've been going to the same barber the last few years, and we have great chats whenever I'm in the chair. He'll ask: 'How you doing? How's the training going?' Just ordinary, obvious things, but then, like you do with your barber, you start talking about personal stuff." – Adam Peaty

• "I don't know if it was a single-blade or one of those straight-edge razors, but I used to play in bands that were, like, show bands and would play different clubs, and, in those days, I would go to the barber twice a week." – Dusty Hill

• "Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better." – Joe Lycett

• "When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head." – Swizz Beatz

• "I don't know nothing about the restaurant business, but I've been around a barber shop all my life. That's where I used to get my dates in high school." – Larry Johnson

• "You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut." – Jeff Foxworthy

• "A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!" – Henny Youngman

• "If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a thousand guineas. This sum may be soon spent, the regret only remaining of having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he escapes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of their sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull razors." – Benjamin Franklin

• "Sometimes I have better relationships with my barber then with people who are into cinema from an upper class." – Gaspar Noe

• "The first (barbers) that entered Italy came out of Sicily and it was in the 454 yeare after the foundation of Rome. Brought in they were by P. Ticinius Mena as Verra doth report for before that time they never cut their hair. The first that was shaven every day was Scipio Africanus, and after cometh Augustus the Emperor who evermore used the razor." – Pliny the Elder

• "It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps." – Joe Thompson

• "Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another." – Kate Smith

• "Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy." – Ronny Chieng