60+ Top Deadpool Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

60+ Top Deadpool Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
Photo by Deadpool on IMDb

Tripboba.com - Since 20th Century Fox finally let Ryan Reynolds play Deadpool in an R-rated film, the character has become one of the most popular superheroes on the big screen. Deadpool isn't a typical heroic film about honor, fame, and bravery. This video is about pure fun and easy life lessons that you can apply every day.

Looking for Deadpool quotes? In this article, you will find the top compilation of Deadpool quotes. Tripboba has gathered a comprehensive list of Deadpool quotes specially for you. So, if you are looking for Deadpool quotes, look no further. Check out the best compilation of Deadpool quotes below from the movie itself, movie critics, fans, and actors!

Deadpool 2 Quotes

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  • “If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker…on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.”
  • “I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”
  • “I want to die a natural death at the age of 102—like the city of Detroit.”
  • “It’s a big house.  It’s weird I only ever see two of you.  Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.”
  • “You big chrome cock goblin—you’re really gonna fuck this up for me.”
  • “Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate…or is that the on switch?”
  • “So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?”
  • “Okay, you’ve got me in a box here”
  • “Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.”
  • “Do you know anything about science, Mr. Wilson?”
  • “I have every episode of Star Trek. The classic. Not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X.”
  • “I’ll use short words.”
  • “I lost my healing factor. Long story.”
  • “Aw, poor widdle Wolvie. Where were you when you lost it?”
  • “I’m gonna stab you.”
  • “Do you have a plan?”

Best Deadpool Quotes

Best Deadpool Quotes
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  • "House blowing up builds character."
  • "Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"
  • "Whose kitty litter did I just shit in?"
  • "Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf."
  • "Happy Lent."
  • "Dad?"
  • "This is my most prized possession..."
  • "Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don't know. Might further the plot."
  • "If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request."
  • "All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."
  • "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."
  • "Ever see 127 Hours?"
  • "I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."
  • "Please don't make the super suit green... or animated!"

  • "You have something in your teeth."

Deadpool Movie Quotes

Deadpool Movie Quotes
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  • "He got Ajax from the dish soap!"
  • "You will die alone, if you could die - ideally, for others sake."
  • "Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool."
  • "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
  • "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."
  • "I bet it feels huge in this hand."
  • "Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II**."**
  • "Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment -- right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck."
  • "It's a Big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
  • "Superhero landing! She's going to do a superhero landing!"
  • "When I'm finished parts will have to grow back you."
  • "You were droning on!"
  • "You live in a house?"
  • "After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it's a face... I'd be happy to sit on."
  • “I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud?”

  • ‘Do you have a plan?”

Funny Deadpool Quotes

Funny Deadpool Quotes
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  • "He's not punking me! Okay... he punked me a little bit. But c'mon! How'm I supposed to do my thing when he's already doin' my thing!"
  • "Please, Al, a little warning next time... Some of us aren't blind y'know?"
  • "Take it from me, the guy they call the Merc with a Mouth... sometimes your best weapon is shutting up!"
  • "You should know I'm undefeated against opponents with nose rings."
  • "So far marriage is pretty awesome, and the new crib is like living in a Tim Burton movie."
  • "My common sense is tingling."
  • "Hey, if you looked like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei, you'd understand!"
  • "Attention circus patrons! I have come from another dimension to take your daredevil pooch. He is needed to save many worlds."
  • "You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?"
  • "Hey, look at me. You are not your father."
  • "I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too."
  • "Zip it, Thanos!"
  • "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun."
  • "Doing the right thing is messy. You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty."
  • "Just once, I going to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots."

  • "Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low."


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