65 Funny Baby Quotes for the Lucky Parents in the World

65 Funny Baby Quotes for the Lucky Parents in the World
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Tripboba.com - A baby is a blessing in a family, especially if it is the first time they have a baby. This cute little angel definitely will bring so much joy to everyone with his/her innocent smile, laugh, and cry.

So, if you are one of those happy parents or if you have some people who are having this beautiful moment, do not forget to greet and wish them to have a great life together with their newborn baby.

Tripboba, inside this article, has 65 funny baby quotes for this perfect moment. Let's check it out! 

Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents

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Below are some funny baby quotes for the couple who just turn into parents.

  • "90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” - Unknown

  • “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable” - Lane Olinghouse

  • “Having children is like living in a frat house- nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” - Ray Romano

  • “Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through.” - Unknown

  • “If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle

  • “Both of us can’t look good at the same time; it’s me or the house.” - Unknown

  • “You know your life has changed when  going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” - Unknown

  • “Nurse: - Handing me a newborn "You got this?"

  •  Me: "Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” - Unknown

  • “I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.” - Unknown

  • “The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.” - Paul Reiser

  • “Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet; no one really knows how.” - Unknown

  • “Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it’s the same music over and over again, and occasionally pukes.” - Unknown

    • Wife: “I’m going into labor.”
      Husband: “When?”
      Wife: “Now.”
      Husband: (sets a plate of nachos down) “Geez Karen I just made these.” - Unknown

    Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings

    Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings
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    These are some funny baby quotes and sayings that will make you, as new parents, laugh so hard.

    • "A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house."  - Milwaukee Journal

    • "A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad." - John Andrew Holmes

    • "Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents."  - Shannon Fife

    • "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." - unknown

    • "The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking." - unknown

    • "Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other." - Ed Howe

    • "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

    • "When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'."  - Bruce Lansky

    • "Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories." - John Wilmot  

    • "The only things kids wear out faster than their shoes are their parents." - John J. Plomp

    • "24 - Unknown7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer!" - Jodi Picoult

    • "The hardest part of raising a child is having to stick to all these rules yourself!" - unknown

    • "Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers - Sokrates ... but just a little toothless smile and mummy and daddy are happy!" - Unknown

    • "Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful." - Charles Osgood

    • "Starting today, it is me who'll decide when we get up!" - baby

    • "People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one." - Leo Burke

    • "Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough." - Wilhelm Busch

    • "Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnett

    • "A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can." - unknown

    • "There's this girl who stole my heart... She calls me Daddy!" - unknown

    • "Life doesn't get more real than having a newborn at home." - Eric Church

    Funny Baby Quotes for New Moms

    Funny Baby Quotes for New Moms
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    Special for you, a great mom, these are some funny baby quotes you might love.

    • "My husband and I share the load. I breastfeed because he can’t and he sleeps because I cant."

    • "It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t." - Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

    • "I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband." - Unknown

    • "Motherhood is one of the funniest things to laugh about. Kids keep us on our toes, make us say stupid things, and even make us do crazy things." - Unknown

    • “I’m just a girl, stuck under a sleeping child, with a full bladder, and a dying phone.” – The Wendy House

    • “At bedtime, my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.” - thatsinappropriate.com

    • "Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." - Queen Victoria

    • "I wonder why they say you have a baby. The baby has you." - Gallagher

    • “Started making myself breakfast, and ended up making everybody except myself breakfast.” - Just Surviving Motherhood

    • “Sleep when the baby sleeps, fold laundry when the baby folds laundry…” - Unknown

    • “My kids are never better friends than when it’s 30 minutes past bedtime and they won’t stop giggling.” - The Simplified Family

    • “My 2-year-old referred to her pocket as snack holes, and this is what I shall forever call them.” - Rebecca Caprara

    • “When can we come to see the baby? 4 am would be super helpful. Thanks.” - Just Surviving Motherhood

    Funny Baby Quotes for Showers

    Funny Baby Quotes for Showers
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    Make the parents happy in their baby shower party with some of these funny baby quotes below.

    • "Your new arrival is blessed to have such wonderful parents in you two. Congratulations!" - Unknown

    • "Parenthood: the scariest hood you’ll ever go through." - Unknown

    • "A toast to the bun in your oven!" - Unknown

    • "Can’t wait to welcome your new tiny Overlord!" - Unknown

    • "You’re a parent. It’s your circus and those are your monkeys." - Unknown

    • "To the Mom most likely to teach neighborhood kids how to swear." - Unknown

    • "Congrats…you now live in a madhouse run by a tiny army you created yourself." - Unknown

    • "Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park that is." - Unknown

    • "The stork was like the first drone delivery. But, oh what a package you were delivered. Congrats." - Unknown

    • "Welcome to parenthood where going to the grocery store by yourself is now considered a vacation." - Unknown

    • "Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning." - Unknown

    • "Parenthood is one of the best journeys in life. Buckle up and enjoy the ride." - Unknown

    • "We looked up “amazing parents” on Wikipedia, and your photos popped up. Congrats and have fun with your new delivery." - Unknown

    • "We can’t wait to see her sweet smile! Congrats."

    Now, you have read all the funny baby quotes provided by Tripboba. Tell the new parents that their baby is a miracle and how important for them to enjoy this moment as good as possible.


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