Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings

Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings
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These are some funny baby quotes and sayings that will make you, as new parents, laugh so hard.

  • "A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house."  - Milwaukee Journal

  • "A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad." - John Andrew Holmes

  • "Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents."  - Shannon Fife

  • "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." - unknown

  • "The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking." - unknown

  • "Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other." - Ed Howe

  • "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

  • "When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'."  - Bruce Lansky

  • "Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories." - John Wilmot  

  • "The only things kids wear out faster than their shoes are their parents." - John J. Plomp

  • "24 - Unknown7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer!" - Jodi Picoult

  • "The hardest part of raising a child is having to stick to all these rules yourself!" - unknown

  • "Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers - Sokrates ... but just a little toothless smile and mummy and daddy are happy!" - Unknown

  • "Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful." - Charles Osgood

  • "Starting today, it is me who'll decide when we get up!" - baby

  • "People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one." - Leo Burke

  • "Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough." - Wilhelm Busch

  • "Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnett

  • "A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can." - unknown

  • "There's this girl who stole my heart... She calls me Daddy!" - unknown

  • "Life doesn't get more real than having a newborn at home." - Eric Church


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