Funny Baby Quotes for New Moms

Funny Baby Quotes for New Moms
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Special for you, a great mom, these are some funny baby quotes you might love.

  • "My husband and I share the load. I breastfeed because he can’t and he sleeps because I cant."

  • "It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t." - Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

  • "I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband." - Unknown

  • "Motherhood is one of the funniest things to laugh about. Kids keep us on our toes, make us say stupid things, and even make us do crazy things." - Unknown

  • “I’m just a girl, stuck under a sleeping child, with a full bladder, and a dying phone.” – The Wendy House

  • “At bedtime, my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.” -

  • "Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." - Queen Victoria

  • "I wonder why they say you have a baby. The baby has you." - Gallagher

  • “Started making myself breakfast, and ended up making everybody except myself breakfast.” - Just Surviving Motherhood

  • “Sleep when the baby sleeps, fold laundry when the baby folds laundry…” - Unknown

  • “My kids are never better friends than when it’s 30 minutes past bedtime and they won’t stop giggling.” - The Simplified Family

  • “My 2-year-old referred to her pocket as snack holes, and this is what I shall forever call them.” - Rebecca Caprara

  • “When can we come to see the baby? 4 am would be super helpful. Thanks.” - Just Surviving Motherhood


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