65+ Top Tombstone Quotes That Bring Inspiration!

Tombstone Quotes Doc Holiday

• “I stand corrected, Wyatt. You’re an oak.”

• “Maybe poker just isn’t your game. I’ve got an idea… let’s have a spelling contest.”

• (After shooting Johnny Ringo) “You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high-strung.”

• “I’m your huckleberry.”

• Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: “Doc, you oughtta be in bed. What the hell you doin’ this for, anyway?”

• “Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

• (Taunting a card player who thinks he’s cheating) “Why Ed, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”

• Billy Clanton: “Why, it’s the drunk piano player. You’re so drunk, you can’t hit nothin’. In fact, you’re probably seeing double.” (draws a knife) Doc: (takes out a second gun) “I have two guns, one for each of ya.”

• “Make no mistake; it’s not revenge he’s after. It’s a reckonin’.”

• “Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?”

• “You don’t even know him.”

• “Yes, but there’s just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don’t know, reminds me of… me. No. I’m sure of it, I hate him.”

• “You know any Stephen Foster?”

• “Pardon?”

• “Stephen Foster. ‘Oh, Susannah,’ ‘Camptown Races.’ Stephen stinkin’ Foster!”

• “Well, this happens to be a nocturne.”

• “A which?”

• “A nocturne! You know, Frederic fucking Chopin?”

• “Evidently, Mr. Ringo’s an educated man. Now, I really hate him.”

• “My hypocrisy goes only so far.”

Funny Tombstone Quotes

• “I’m a woman; I like men. If that means I’m not ladylike, then I guess I’m just not a lady. At least I’m honest.”

• “You’re different. No arguin’ that. But you’re a lady, alright. I’d take my oath on it.”

• “You could have been busted up back there, or killed.”

• “Fun, though, wasn’t it?”

• “You’d die for fun?”

• “Wouldn’t you?”

• “Interesting little scene. I wonder who that tall drink of water is.”

• “My dear, you’ve set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette. Eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He’s got the look of both predator and prey.”

• “I want one.”

• “Happy hunting.”

• “Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, ‘God made all this, and he remembered to make a little speck like me.’ It’s kind of flattering, really.” — Morgan Earp

• “I want your blood. And I want your soul. And I want them both right now!” — Johnny Ringo

• “Remember what I said about people seein’ a bright light before they die? It ain’t true. I can’t see a damn thing.” — Morgan Earp

• “It’s quoted in the Bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.” — Johnny Ringo

• Florentino: “He talkin’ loco… crazy… somethin’ about a sick horse comin’ to get us.”

• Tombstone Doc Holliday Quotes

• “That’s not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.”

• “If they were my brothers, I’d want revenge, too.”

• “You know what I’d do? I’d take that deal ‘n’ crawfish, then drill that ol’ Devil in the ass. What about you, Juanito, what would you do?”

• “I already did it.”

• “My fight's not with you, Holliday.”

• “I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood", remember?”

• “Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.”

• “Doc Holliday: I wasn't.”

• “That's Virgil there with the women.”

• “He's mine, understand?”

• “Hey Mattie! Where's Wyatt?”

• “Right behind you, Stillwell.”

• “Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.”

• “If they were my brothers, I'd want revenge, too.”

• “Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning.”

Tombstone Doc Holliday Quotes

• “That’s not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.”

• “If they were my brothers, I’d want revenge, too.”

• “You know what I’d do? I’d take that deal ‘n’ crawfish, then drill that ol’ Devil in the ass. What about you, Juanito, what would you do?”

• “I already did it.”

• “My fight's not with you, Holliday.”

• “I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood", remember?”

• “Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.”

• “Doc Holliday: I wasn't.”

• “That's Virgil there with the women.”

• “He's mine, understand?”

• “Hey Mattie! Where's Wyatt?”

• “Right behind you, Stillwell.”

• “Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.”

• “If they were my brothers, I'd want revenge, too.”

• “Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning.”