65 Vampire Quotes for Your Upcoming Halloween Party

65 Vampire Quotes for Your Upcoming Halloween Party
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Tripboba.com - The vampire is a creature from folklore that gets its food by biting on the human body to suck their blood. In European folklore, the vampire is an undead creature that often visited loved ones and causing mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabited while they were alive.

DO you also believe that vampires exist? If we got a yes from you, then you should read the following vampire quotes. Through this article, Tripboba will not only share with you vampire quotes but also the quotes from the Vampire Diaries. You are welcomed to share your own vampire quotes in the comment section below!

But, let's check out the vampire quotes compiled by Tripboba first!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Vampire Diaries Quotes
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  • "I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena." - Damon Salvatore
  • "What happens when the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it?" - Damon Salvatore
  • "I've been in love. It's painful, pointless, and overrated." - Damon Salvatore
  • "If you walk away, it's for you because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you." - Elena 
  • "And honestly when I'm with her, I completely forget what I am." - Stefan
  • "He's your first love. I intend to be your last, however, long it takes." - Klaus
  • "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger." - Damon
  • "I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? Because it sends a message." - Damon Salvatore
  • "If I have to hear doppelgänger one more time, I'm going to have to learn how to spell it." - Damon Salvatore
  • "Hi, I'm level-headed Damon, I only come out when Stefan goes a little cuckoo." - Damon Salvatore
  • "Stefan is different. He wants to feel every episode of 'How I Met Your Mother'." - Damon Salvatore
  • "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it." - Damon Salvatore

Vampire Diaries Quotes Damon

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  • "Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows." - Damon Salvatore
  • "I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret." - Damon Salvatore
  • "It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." - Damon Salvatore
  • "There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones." - Damon Salvatore
  • "Am I wearing my 'I blow up the council' t-shirt?" - Damon Salvatore
  • "When people see good they expect good and I don't want to live up to anyone's expectations." - Damon Salvatore
  • "Relax. I haven't killed anyone in...too long." - Damon Salvatore
  • "We're in hell. My own person, custom-built hell." - Damon Salvatore
  • "I'm sorry, Elena. I know what it's like to lose both your parents. In fact, Stefan and I have watched almost every single person we've ever cared about die." - Damon Salvatore
  • "I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control. I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be a better man, which means I can't be who I am." - Damon Salvatore
  • "Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be." - Damon Salvatore
  • "I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage." - Damon Salvatore
  • "You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood?" - Damon Salvatore
  • "Life sucks, either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to." - Damon Salvatore
  • "I like this. You... walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm going to explode. It's very suspensible. Is Elena worried too? I bet I'm your every conversation." - Damon Salvatore
  • "You can't just sit there and wait for life to come to you, you have to go get it." - Damon Salvatore

Quotes About Vampire

Quotes About Vampire
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  • "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make." - Bela Lugosi
  • "Some vampires are so amazingly stupid it seems they will never learn anything no matter how long they live. Others are pretentious--Mozart shows up a lot in vampiric form." - Katherine Ramsland
  • "It's almost as if we each have a vampire inside us. Controlling that beast, that dark side is what fascinates me." - Sherly Lee
  • "Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make-belief, just like elves and gremlins and Eskimos!" - Homer
  • "He was like Superman but with fangs and oddly impaired morals." - Patricia Briggs
  • "Into every generation comes a vampire." - Holly Black
  • "A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age." - Gail Carriger
  • "I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts." - Tim Vine
  • "There's no set-in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones." - Cameron Bright
  • "Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices." - Matthew Schofield
  • "Vampires are sleek demons for good times." - Adam Cohen
  • "I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula." - Bram Stoker

Funny Vampire Quotes

Funny Vampire Quotes
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  • "Real vampires have formed online communities across the world as they share stories about awakenings, how to feed and they even seek out donors on forums and Facebook groups. Private groups include "Werewolves and vampires of Essex UK" and there is even a "vampire donors UK" -- for those wishing to offer their services." - Nicole Stinson
  • "When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire." - Angelina Jolie
  • "It seems that the days of sparkly vampires are behind us and a new era of mental illness and exploration of sexualities and identities is now to be expected." - Lorraine Levis
  • "These days, vampires are a massively important part of the pop culture landscape. Not only are they a staple in horror and fantasy fiction, but they are, perhaps unarguably, the sexiest of all monsters. Even if you're a furry and are super, aggressively onboard with werewolves, you can't sit there and tell me that you wouldn't prefer a profoundly hirsute vampire." - Aubrey Sitterson
  • "Even vampires cannot make food appear out of nothing. Vampires are thus constrained by ecological limits, aka physics and math. There is no garlic stronger than an ecological limit, and when those limits are exceeded, a stake will fall with deadly force." - Kyle G. Crider
  • "I always thought the appeal for vampires is the same as religion, the desire to avoid death and live forever." - Bentley Little
  • "I took mythology a lot more seriously since I'd become a vampire." - Stephenie Meyer
  • "Vampires are real skinflints, I've noticed." - Garrett Rowlan
  • "Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires ... How avant-garde!" - Anne Rice
  • "Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion." - Richard Laymon
  • "That's often the way here with vampires. Quiet lives, active deaths." - Matthew Schofield
  • "Where does a vampire get all his jokes? From a crypt writer!" - Unknown
  • "Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night." - Unknown
  • "If you need me I'll be in my coffin." - Unknown
  • "Boy Scouts and vampire slayers should always be prepared." - Christoper Golden

Vampire Quotes About Bitting

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  • "Drinking blood isn't what Hollywood makes it out to be, according to real-life vampires. First of all, there's no biting -- that's neither safe nor sanitary -- and with too many vital arteries, the neck isn't the favored spot. Transactions aren't carnages leaving the victim lifeless behind in a dark alley, and nor do vampires sleep in coffins or burn in daylight. They're generally cool with garlic. Most of them don't even have fangs." - Kim Wall
  • "Everyone knows the phenomenon of trying to hold your breath underwater -- how at first it's alright and you can handle it, and then as it gets closer and closer to the time when you must breathe, how urgent the need becomes, the lust and the hunger to breathe. And then the panic sets in when you begin to think that you won't be able to breathe -- and finally, when you take in air and the anxiety subsides ... that's what it's like to be a vampire and need blood." - Francis Ford Coppola
  • "We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. The night is when we slake our thirst." - William Hill
  • "I'm going out to get a bite to drink." - George Hamilton
  • "The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him." - Garrett Fort
  • "Vampires are real. They're usually not the cape-wearing, "mwah-hah-hah-ing" types, but rather people with ordinary jobs who just happen to consume blood." - Marissa Fessenden
  • "The blood is the life!" - Bram Stoker
  • "It's not the size of your fangs, it's how you bite." - Unknown

That’s all vampire quotes compiled by Tripboba, now it’s time to share yours!


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