70+ Funny Buddy The Elf Quotes That Will Make Your Day

Quotes from Buddy The Elf

Check some Buddy the elf quotes you might recognize.

• “I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!”

• “Does somebody need a hug?”

• “You sit on a throne of lies!”

• Buddy: "Oh, syrup and coffee? Why didn't I think of that - can I try some?"
  Mailroom Guy: "Be my guest."
  Buddy: "Very generous of you. Mm..."
  Buddy: "I love syrup. Oh, love it."
  

• Gimbel's Manager: "HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!"
  Buddy: "Yes there is!"
  Gimbel's Manager: "No there's not!"
  Buddy: "We sing all the time!"
  Gimbel's Manager: "No you don't!"
  Buddy: "Especially when we build toys!"
  

• Mr. Narwhal: "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad."
  Buddy: "Thanks, Mr. Narwhal."
  

• “Have you seen this toilets? They’re ginormous!”

• “Not now, Arctic Puffin!”

• “I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!”

• “He’s an angry elf.”

• “I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.”

• “I think you’re beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around you and my tongue swells up.”

• “Oh, it’s not a costume. I’m an elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by elves.”

• “If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.”

• “I painted a picture of a butterfly!”

• “Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco.”

• “He must be a South Pole elf.”

• “This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”

• “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

Funny Buddy The Elf Quotes

Some of the funny Buddy the elf quotes are down here.

• "Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?"

• "You did it! Congratulations! "World's Best Cup of Coffee." Great job, everybody. It's great to meet you."

• (burps loud and long) "Did you hear that?"

• "Tickle fight!"

• "Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!"

• "Oh, I forgot to give you a hug."

• "My finger has a heartbeat."

• (to the doctor) "Can I listen to your necklace?"

• "I'll never forget you. Love, Buddy."

• "That's shocking!"

• "Sorry, sorry. I think your car is pretty."

• Buddy: "Santa, why are they chasing us?"
  Santa: "I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me."
  

• Buddy: "Why is your name on the desk?"
  Walter: "I bought the desk and my name's there so that no one steals it."
  

• Carolyn: "Your costume is pretty."
  Buddy: "Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves."
  Carolyn: "Oh. I'm a human... raised by humans."
  

• Leon the Snowman: "By the way, don't eat the yellow snow."
  Buddy: "Oh, I know that."
  

• Miles Finch: "Call me an elf."
  Buddy: "You're an elf!"
  

• Leon the Snowman: "Why the long face, Buddy?"
  Buddy: "It seems I'm not an elf."
  Leon the Snowman: "Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen."
  

• Jovie: "Why were in the women's locker room?"
  Buddy: "I heard you singing."
  Jovie: "Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked?"
  Buddy: "I didn't know you were naked."
  

• Jovie: "It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee... It IS a crappy cup of coffee."
  Buddy: "No, it's the world's BEST cup of coffee."
  

• Walter: (whispering) "I think we should call security."
  Deb: (whispering) "Good idea."
  Buddy: (whispering) "I like to whisper too!"
  

• Santa: "Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy."
  Buddy: "Oh."
  

• Buddy: "Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?..."
  Michael: "Go away!"
  

• Santa: "That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list."
  Buddy: "Nooooo!"
  

Buddy The Elf Christmas Quotes

Here are some Buddy the elf quotes about Christmas you would like.

• "Treat every day like Christmas."

• “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

• “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

• "What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!"

• (Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time) "It looks like a Christmas tree."

• “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!”

• “I planned out our whole day. First, we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.”

• “I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”

• “SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!”

• “What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?”

• “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

• Buddy: "Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?"
  Gimbel's Santa: "Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho."
  

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