70+ Pokemon Quotes to Bring Back Your Childhood

Funniest Pokemon Quotes

Are you ready to read these funniest Pokemon quotes?

• “If I’m wearing a bikini...where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee...woman’s secret!”

• “Heheh! This gym is great! It’s full of women!”

• “Wow. You and your Pokemon’s power levels are amazing! They’re over 9000 for sure!”

• “One does not simply walk into a Mirage Spot.”

• “By the way...boy...you ever had a lover?”

• “The air is tasty here."

• “My body is ready.”

• “Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

• “My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.”

• “Two buff guys standing side by side. That’s all. What? What’s the problem?”

• “Lightyears isn’t time... It measures distance.”

• “Give...me...blood…”

• Elisathese, foodstuffsDescription: “If I were to make bad puns when I’m supposed to be telling a joke, doesn’t it give people even more of an opportunity to tease me and start a funny back-and-forth?”

• "Did you come to hear me brag about my Pokemon? Good! Then listen up! My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart...plus...amazing...you think so?... Oh yes... it...stunning...kindly...love it! Hug it ...when... sleeping...warm and cuddly...spectacular...ravishing... Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out. I want you to have this."

Pokemon Inspirational Quotes

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Find out the best Pokemon quotes that will inspire you below!

• "There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you."- Ash Ketchum.

• "Don’t you know that love is the most important thing in the whole world?"- Misty Williams.  

• "The world’s greatest Pokémon Master is waiting for me! Let’s use our Pokémon to get to that island!"- Ash Ketchum.

• "Make your wonderful dream a reality, it will become your truth. If anyone can, it’s you."- N Pokemon Black/White.

• "Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light!"- James.

• "Pikachu, our lucky star is shining today!"- Ash Ketchum.

• "Some trainers have no fear. To them, this is just one more challenge."- Miranda.

• "Humans may have created me, but they will never enslave me. This cannot be my destiny."- Mewtwo.

• "Misty Williams: The plan is working like you said it would…... Brock.

• "Brock Harrison: Right. Raichu evolved too fast and it never learned any of the speed attacks it can only learn in the Pikachu stage."- Pokemon.

• "There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What’s interesting and troubling is that it’s not always clear which is which."- Grimsley.

• "I know why you're surprised. I look like all the other nurses, don't I? My first cousin works in Pewter City, and my second cousin works in Viridian City. I think I'm the prettiest one, don't you?"- Nurse Joy.

• "Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with all their favorites."- Karen.

• "You see, sometimes friends have to go away, but a part of them stays behind with you."- Ash Ketchum.

• "I will show you that my love for my friends permeates every cell in my body."- N Pokemon Black/White.

• "Oh, I left my motorcycle at the front desk."- Officer Jenny.

• "This Larvitar needs time to warm up to people."- Brock Harrison.

• "A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same."- Brock Harrison.

• "Well, if you just try hard enough, things will work out. Won't they?"- Ash Ketchum.

• "Reality can really bum you out..."- Ash Ketchum.

• "With enemies like that, who needs friends?"- James.

• "The important thing is not how long you live. It’s what you accomplish with your life."- Grovyle.

• "Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while."- Ash Ketchum.

• "Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time."- N, Pokemon, Black/white.

• "Take charge of your destiny."- Rayquaza.

• "That’s right, I am too weak to work, but a Pokémon battle isn’t work."- Ash Ketchum.

• "Even If we don’t understand each other, that’s not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought."- Alder.

• "Do you always need a reason to help somebody?"- Ash Ketchum.

• "We don't have any money, but we'd be happy to work to pay for any damages."- Misty Williams.

Pokemon Trainer Quotes

Here are some Pokemon quotes that you can copy-paste!

• “There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.” — Ash

• “We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same, instead of looking at what’s different, well, who knows?” — Meowth

• “Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth.” — N

• “A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them.” — Giovanni

• “When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.” — Brock

• “Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time.” — NPC

• “That’s okay, Brock, you’ll find lots of other girls to reject you!” — Ash

• “Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you’ve done before, you have bested yourself.” — Marshall

• “I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”— Mewtwo.

• “Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That’s when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart.” — Elesa

Funny Pokemon Quotes

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More about Pokemon quotes that will make you laugh out loud!

• “I will show you that my love for my friends permeates every cell in my body.” — N.

• “It’s more important to master the cards you’re holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.” — Grimsley.

• “Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with all their favorites.” — Karen.

• “The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting.” — Looker

• “Even If we don’t understand each other, that’s not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.” — Alder.

• “Me, give up? No way!” — Ash

• “So, this is my power… but what is my purpose?” — Mewtwo.

• “You see, sometimes friends have to go away, but a part of them stays behind with you.” — Ash.

• “A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same.” — Brock.

• “The important thing is not how long you live. It’s what you accomplish with your life.” — Grovyle

• “Do you always need a reason to help somebody?” — Ash.

• “I’ll use my trusty frying pan… as a drying pan!” — Brock.

• “To them, this is just one more challenge. They follow their hearts. That is what sets them apart, and will make them Pokémon Masters.” — Miranda.

• “I’m totally unprepared to deal with life’s realities.” — Meowt.

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