80 Funny Morning Quotes and Sayings for Friends and Lovers

Funny Good Morning Quotes

• "Morning will come, it has no choice." - Unknown

• "Morning not only forgives, it forgets." - Unknown

• "There is nowhere morning does not go." - Unknown

• "Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!" - Unknown

• "Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clock in one day." - Unknown

• "Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized." - Unknown

• "Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!" - Unknown

• "The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are daylight, fresh air, and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "For some people, it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning! The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Men are like coffees. Only the really good keep you awake all night! Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "I was part of the world of the beautiful and rich in eternal sunshine and parties. Then my Good morning alarm just woke me up. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner." - Unknown

• "Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together." - Unknown

• "Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening." - Unknown

• "The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock." - Unknown

• "My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark, and bolt out the door." - Unknown

• "People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it." - Unknown

• "I can rise and shine, just not at the same time." - Unknown

• "This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before." - Unknown

• "It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning." - Unknown

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends

• "I need to get up – my coffee needs me." - Unknown

• "A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray." - Unknown

• "You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up." - Unknown

• "Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows." - Unknown

• "A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock runs a chance of leaving the other half undone." - Unknown

• "Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead." - Unknown

• "Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning Wednesday!" - Unknown

• "When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning Thursday!" - Unknown

• "Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day." - Unknown

• "I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Good morning to a friend who never stresses anything because you always sleep!" - Unknown

• "Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!" - Unknown

• "You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button." - Unknown

• "There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people." - Unknown

• "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work." - Unknown

• "I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." - Unknown

• "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." - Unknown

• "Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." - Unknown

• "I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day." - Unknown

• "Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together." - Unknown

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Her

• "You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning." - Unknown

• "Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I had been chasing all my life until I found the right one – YOU. Good morning." - Unknown

• "I feel so loved when you say something sweet to me. Even a whisper from your sweet lips can make me have a really wonderful day. You are the one I saw in my dreams and I’m glad you are a reality." - Unknown

• "I look for your presence when you are not there, day and night; to later realize loved ones have our hearts to reside. Good Morning !!" - Unknown

• "My words are fortunate to find their mark, and they turn into beautiful wishes when you are in my thoughts. Good Morning !!" - Unknown

• "I think of you and a smiling face I always visualize, wishing you is a happy act to see my thoughts realize. Good Morning !!" - Unknown

• "A new morning gives a fresh lease of life and bountiful of love to share with them who dreamt with us of this beautiful day. Good Morning !!" - Unknown

• "The happiness to wish you in the morning is such that I create my messages with love and allow the heart to do the rest. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Every morning I wake up to realize that I am dating the Princess from my Fairy tale. Good morning." - Unknown

• "Your smile is the only inspiration I need. Your voice is the only motivation I need. Your love is the only happiness I need. Good morning." - Unknown

• "Loving you was the best decision of my life. Like the rays of the sun, you shine through my heart every day. You bring joy into my life and fill me with happiness. I love you!" - Unknown

• "You are the reason I can be happy even when I am sad and smile even when I cry. Good morning." - Unknown

• "It takes just one second to think about you in the morning, but the smile on my face lasts throughout the day. Good morning." - Unknown

Funny Early Morning Quotes

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• "In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog." - Unknown

• "Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead." - Unknown

• "It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth." - Unknown

• "I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently." - Unknown

• "I am not a morning person." - Unknown

• "Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them." - Unknown

• "I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you." - Unknown

• "Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!" - Unknown

• "Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time." - Unknown

• "Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!" - Unknown

• "My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!" - Unknown

• "I wish you a fragrant coffee and a short Monday. Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!" - Unknown

• "I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake." - Unknown

• "I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off." - Unknown

• "I wake up with a good attitude every morning. And then idiots happen." - Unknown

• "I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning." - Unknown

• "There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope." - Unknown

• "No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one." - Unknown

• "I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up." - Unknown

• "My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this." - Unknown

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