82 Christmas Tree Quotes and Sayings to Greet Your Favorite People

82 Christmas Tree Quotes and Sayings to Greet Your Favorite People
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Tripboba.com - Christmas is always the best annual event that Christians around the world celebrate. But, it would be complete if you can send great quotes or sayings to your loved ones. If you don't have any idea, you have come to the right page!

Discover and find out your favorite Christmas tree quotes below as Tripboba has compiled some Christmas tree quotes that are perfect for sharing with your friends or family. Besides, you can also see the following Christmas vacation tree quotes. Let's check it out!

Funny Christmas Tree Quotes

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Here are some funny Christmas tree quotes you can share with your friends or family!

  • "Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!" Unknown
  • "It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air."William Thomas Ellis
  • "Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago," Tom Baker.
  • "Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those presents under it, all that anticipation. Just a way of saying there's always light and hope in the world." Nora Roberts
  • "The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." Bill Vaughan
  • "Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts." Joan Winmill Brown
  • "Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas." Peg Bracken
  • "Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night." John J. Geddes
  • "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." Norman Vincent Peale
  • "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas." Calvin Coolidge
  • "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." Maya Angelou
  • "The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess." Tess Gerritsen
  • "I manage a toast to the Christmas tree and one to the sweet absurdity in the miracle of the verb to be. Lucky you, lucky me." Miller Williams
  • "Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions." Orson Welles
  • "Make your plate look like a Christmas tree," I tell people, "mostly green with splashes of other bright colors." Victoria Moran
  • "Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree." T. S. Eliot
  • "Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical." Greg Fitzsimmons
  • "My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" Bob Hope
  • "Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good." Bill Murray

Christmas Vacation Tree Quotes

Christmas Vacation Tree Quotes
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While we are celebrating Christmas, there are times when we also need the best Christmas tree quotes/ Christmas vacation tree quotes from the funny Christmas movie to get us in the spirit even more.

Scroll it down and find out what's your favorite Christmas tree below!

  • "We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select the most important of Christmas symbols." — Clark Griswold.
  •  "Hey kids, look! A deer!" — Clark Griswold
  • "We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?" — Audrey Griswold
  • "No, I have one of those at home." — Clark Griswold.
  • "Worse? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!" — Clark Griswold.
  • "Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?" — Audrey Griswold.
  • "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." — Uncle Lewis.
  • "Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?" — Clark
  • "What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?" — Grandpa Art
  • "Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hotter than they—hotter than they are." — Clark.
  • "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!" — Cousin Eddie.

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Quotes

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Charlie Brown is one of the great American archetypes, a popular and widely recognized cartoon character. Now, you can see the following Christmas tree quotes from Charlie Brown below!

  • "I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel."
  • "I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel."
  • "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet."
  • "I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that." Lucy Van Pelt 
  • "Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?"

  • "Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know." Lucy Van Pelt

Christmas Tree Quotes and Sayings

Christmas Tree Quotes and Sayings
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The most beautiful Christmas is to gather with our family and send some Christmas tree quotes and sayings below!

  • "If my Valentine you won't be. I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree."― Ernest Hemingway, 88 Poems
  • "The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds anything all the money in the world could buy." ― Andy Rooney, Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit.
  • "I don't know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas tree agnostic." He smiles. "I like it and you're a Yom Kippur atheist." ― Stephanie Perkins, Isla and the Happily Ever After
  • "There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard." ― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza.
  • "The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty." ― Andy Rooney, Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit.
  • "There are angels on the tree?" "Ah, because we all pray there are really angels watching over us, don't we?" ― Heather Graham, Home in Time for Christmas.
  • "It was the most beautiful but curious, ornament I had ever seen. I couldn't take my eyes off it." ― James Barbato, The Magic Christmas Ornament.
  • "I followed the footprints until they stopped in front of a very old mysterious tree - a grandfather tree."― James Barbato, The Magic Christmas Ornament
  • "My name is JJ and I would like to welcome you to the happiest place in the world, Santa's workshop." ― James Barbato, The Magic Christmas Ornament.

Christmas Tree Is Up Quotes

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Write down what are your favorite Christmas tree quotes below!

  • "The really great visual experience today is to fly over a huge city and look down into the night. It's like a tremendous jubilant Christmas tree. You just feel life is worth living when you come down you may have some doubts." Gyorgy Kepes
  • "I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy kid with tangled hair." Taylor Swift
  • "If I want to put a Christmas tree in my yard, or three crosses for the crucifixion story, that's fine. But if I try to use public property or a public school as a way to impress my religion on other people, I think that violates the constitution."John Shelby Spong
  • "It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up."Taylor Swift
  • "I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell." Joseph Bruce
  • "Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights - all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely." Charles C. Mann
  • "Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree!" Clive Barker
  • "For instance," repeated the boy, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room, and covered in tinsel, while the trees opened our presents." "What does that have to do with it?" asked Milo. "Nothing at all," he answered, "but it's an interesting possibility, don't you think?"Norton Juster
  • "Actually, my ideal life would be to have an evergreen tree farm and, every December, I'd load them up and just stand out on the street and sell Christmas trees."Willis Earl Beal

Christmas Tree Movie Quotes

Christmas Tree Movie Quotes
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If you are looking for a little Christmas cheer, you can scroll down to these Christmas tree quotes from several popular movies!

  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." – Buddy.
  •  "You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." – Buddy.
  •  "I am a cotton-headed ninny mugging!" – Buddy.
  • "SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!" – Buddy
  • "This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me." – Buddy.
  • "Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas." — The Grinch.
  • "Free-jewel-aye! It must be Italian!" — Old Man Parker.
  • "This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone." – Kevin McCallister.
  •  "You're what the French call 'les incompetents.'" – Linnie McCallister
  • "I'm not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!" – Howard Langston.
  • "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!" – Scott Calvin.
  •  "When Santa squeezes his fat white a*s down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse." – Clark Griswold.

Quotes About Christmas Tree

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Finally, keep reading the Christmas tree quotes below as we are compiled for you below! Merry Christmas!

  • "Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago." Tom Baker
  • "Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions." Orson Welles
  • "Tree decorating with cats. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your Ornaments are history!" Courtney VanSickle
  • "Christmas trees don't grow on trees; they need rainbows, lumberjacks, and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels." Ryan Ross
  • "Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin, inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night." John Geddes
  • "A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on." John Stott

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