American Psycho Movie Quotes

American Psycho Movie Quotes
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Check some of these American Psycho movie quotes you might recognize.

  • "I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman

  • "Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas." - Patrick Bateman

  • (Impersonating Paul Allen's voicemail) "Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby." - Patrick Bateman

  • Craig McDermott: Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?" - Patrick Bateman

  • "Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks." - Patrick Bateman

  • (voiceover) "I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave." - Patrick Bateman

  • "Hmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O." - Patrick Bateman

  • "Listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous here." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly." - Patrick Bateman

  • "Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor." - Patrick Bateman

  • "Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I'm in touch with humanity." - Patrick Bateman

  • "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going." - Patrick Bateman

  • "Don't touch the watch." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I can do a thousand now." - Patrick Bateman

  • Patrick Bateman: "Am I being cross-examined?"
    Donald Kimball: "Do you feel like you are?"
    Patrick Bateman: "No I don't."
  • "I guess you could say I'm a pretty sick guy!" - Patrick Bateman

  • "Don't just stare at it, eat it." - Patrick Bateman

  • (voiceover) "When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack." - Patrick Bateman

  • "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood." - Patrick Bateman

  • "I'm into... Well murders and executions." - Patrick Bateman

  • Jean: Make someone happy .. have you ever wanted too?
    Patrick Bateman: (walks around behind her) I looking for, uh .. (holds nail gun up to the back of her head) I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.


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