Will Ferrell Talladega Nights Quotes

Will Ferrell Talladega Nights Quotes
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Check some of Talladega Nights quotes by Will Ferrell or we know as Ricky Bobby that will tickle your whole body.

  • “Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then *bleep* you.”

  • "Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini!"

  • “Chew big red, or get out of my face, motherf*cker.”

  • “Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said… ’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”

  • "You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?"

  • "Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!"

  • "The room's startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you."

  • "Well, let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.”

  • "Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here."

  • "I wo—I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside.”

  • “No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.”

  • "I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.”

  • “This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”

  • “Hey Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up! (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale.”

  • “Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.”

  • “When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. That’s why you should use [is tossed a box of tampons" Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.”

  • “Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened!”

  • “I sent in my application to The Real World, so I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like… like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, “Hey, what’s up guys? You want some crack?”. I’m just waiting on those two things to just kinda flesh themselves out.”

  • “I don’t know what to do with my hands.”

  • “I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?”

  • “Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander!”

  • “You can’t have two No. 1s.”

  • “I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you.”


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