70+ Hilarious Friday Movie Quotes That Will Make You Say "DAAAAAMN"

Quotes From the Movie Friday

Check some of the Friday movie quotes here.

• "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sh-- to do.” - Smokey

• "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You f---in' up the rotation.” - Smokey

• "Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f---.” - Smokey

• "Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.” - Smokey

• "Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam... Well f--- you. Half-dead motherf---er. Come on, sister." - Old Lady

• "Give me my goddamn money...” - Smokey

• Smokey: "You know Craig? Craig got fired!"
  Big Worm: "What the f--- that gotta do wit me?"
  

• Craig Jones: "I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher!"
  Mr. Jones: "Why not?"
  Craig Jones: "I don't even like dogs!"
  Mr. Jones: "That's the beauty of it! I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the sh-- out of him! All day long, my foot up a dog's ass! Just bang-bang-bang up his ass! That's my pleasure."
  

• "Deebo? DEEBO! Man, you shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'! Look 'it at ya! GET UP! Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes!" - Ezal

• "Big... foot... motherf---er, you can *have* ya knife! 'Cause I *STEAL*, I don't *KILL*." - Ezal

• "Aw, man. Your mother and I never woulda moved to this neighborhood if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street." - Mr. Jones

• "You kids today are nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. You're scared to take an ass-whippin'." - Mr. Jones

• (hold up his fists) "This is what makes you a man. When I was growin' up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some, but you live. You live to fight another day. And you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?" - Mr. Jones

• "I'm a man without it." - Craig Jones

• "Remember it. Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f---!” - Smokey

• "Damn. Y'all stingy." - Felisha

• "I was just bullsh--tin'! And you know this, man!” - Smokey

• "You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this." - Big Worm

• "Boy, bring your ass up in here. What you talkin' 'bout, you wait 'til I come out? I smelled your sh-- for 22 years, now you can smell mine for five minutes." - Mr. Jones

• Craig: "So, y’all didn’t get nothing?”
  Smokey: "Hell yeah, we got about 200 dollars, huh Deebo?”
  Deebo: "I got about 200 dollars.”
  

• Deebo: "You want some too, old man?”
  Red’s Dad: "No!”
  

• Rita: "You going to call me?”
  Smokey: "I’m going to call you, but if you come by, I won’t call you. OK? Don’t ever ever ever ever come by here. OK?”
  

• Pastor Clever: "Excuse me, brother. What we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church ... we call a sinny-sin-sin.”
  Smokey: "Well, around here, between Normandie and Western ... we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen.”
  

Funny Friday Movie Quotes

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Check some of these Friday movie quotes to make you laugh so hard.

• "I've been smokin' ever since I was two.” - Smokey

• “Oh, I’m hurt! My neck! My back! My neck and my back! l want 150,000. But we can settle out of court now for 20 bucks.” - Ezal

• "You smoking my weed too? I gonna kill you and Smokey because you playin' with my emotions..." - Big Worm

• "Give me the two piece special. Lots of hotsauce and all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you." - Mr. Jones

• "Well, I'll tell you one thing: "round here, you go to work, you go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. If you ain't got nothin' on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catchin' a dog - You gotta worry about a dog catchin' YOUR ass!" - Mr. Jones

• "Man that fool just playin' man, I ain't trippin.” - Smokey

• "Damn, Smoke, don't be banging on the door like you the damn po-lice." - Joann

• "I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash." - Mr. Jones

• "Break yo' self, Fool!” - Smokey

• "Don't tell me to hurry up!" - Craig Jones

• “What’s up, Big Perm? I mean, Big Worm.” - Smokey

• "I felt sorry for Smokey, 'cause peer pressure is a motherf---er." - Craig Jones

• "You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money." - Craig Jones

• "Not a damn thannng!” - Smokey

• "The next thing I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers!” - Smokey

• Dana Jones: "He thinks he's the Mack..."
  Mr. Jones: "Hehe. Macaroni."
  

• "You ain't gonna fight me because your nothing but a BITCH TOO!" - Deebo
  "Stop being a bitch and come on." - Deebo
  "NO, F--- YOU! You're lucky I'm not a man, otherwise I kick yo ass myself." - Debbie
  "Damn, I'd knock the dust off that pussy!” - Smokey
  "Look fellas. I've asked you nicely, but now I'm getting very irritated. For the last time, would you stay off of my FRIGGING GRASS, PLEASE!" - Stanley
  

• Hector: "Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy, holmes!"
  Smokey: "I know what I'm doin', man! Shut the f--- up!"
  

• Ezal: "Hey, Smokey back here taking a sh--!"
  Smokey: "Ezal!"
  

• Craig Jones: "We ain't got no sugar."
  Smokey: "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn."
  
  

Quotes from Friday Movie

Below are some Friday movie quotes and dialogues you can read.

• “That girl wider than all outside. Talking about she looked like Janet Jackson. Got out of the car looking more like Freddie Jackson.” - Smokey

• “Who else want some? Who else want some of Deebo?” - Deebo

• “I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, ‘Shut up.’ I be quiet. But when he leaves? I be talking again.” - Smokey

• “Just give me 3 ½ minutes. Maybe even 4.” - Smokey

• “Pops tripping, man. He wanted me to ask for my bike back. You know I wouldn’t trip.” - Red

• “Why don’t you go up the street and get something to eat? I know you hungry.” - Smokey

• Smokey: "Older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
  Craig Jones: "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
  Smokey: "Yeah, well she blacker than a motherf---er too."
  

• Smokey: "When you gonna let me *f---* Mrs. Parker?"
  Mrs. Parker: "What you say, honey?"
  Smokey: "Huh? Nothing."
  

• Craig Jones: "Put that out, man, here come the pastor."
  Smokey: "For what? Probably smoke bud too."
  

• Craig Jones: "Mom, loan me 200 dollars."
  Mrs. Jones: "Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you money without a job."
  Craig Jones: "If I had a job, I wouldn't need to borrow any money."
  Mrs. Jones: "Exactly."
  

• “I’m gonna remember that.” - Felisha

• “Don’t nobody go into the bathroom for like 35-45 minutes.” - Pops

• “You ain’t got no sugar? Damn! Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-Aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Damn.” - Smokey

• “Could I use y’all’s VCR right quick? I want to dub a tape.” - Felisha

• “Why you bringing up old sh--?” - Smokey

• “You gotta be a stupid MF’er to get fired on your day off.” - Smokey

• “He gonna cry in the car.” - Smokey

• Smokey's mom: "Smokey, get me some cigarettes."
  Smokey: "Well, give me some money... Wait, this isn't enough."
  Smokey's mom: "Make it enough."
  

• Smokey: "I won, gimme my money."
  Deebo: "What money!"
  Smokey: "I lost."
  

• Mrs. Jones: "Look at her... She know she ought to be ashamed of herself comin' out here lookin' like that."
  Mrs. Jones: "HEY GIRL!"
  Mrs. Parker: (Waves back) Hey, how you doin'?"
  Mrs. Jones: "Fine I'm on my way to work."
  Mrs. Parker: "Call me when you get home..."
  Mrs. Jones: "OK..."
  

Friday The Movie Quotes

Read more Friday movie quotes down here.

• "Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game." - Mrs. Jones

• "Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a sh--." - Ezal

• "Yo sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy is a goddamn... Yea, she a liar. She ain't see me in no show hugged up wit nobody." - Craig Jones

• "Mmm-hmm well let me tell you what. You just tell the bitch, whoeva she is, when I catch her, Imma beat her ass!" - Joi

• "Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pigs' feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs' feet." - Mr. Jones

• "For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same." - Craig Jones

• "Florida Evans-looking motherf---er.” - Smokey

• "Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.” - Smokey

• "Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn." - Janitor

• "My pops told me to ask for my bike back... you know I wouldn't trip." - Red

• "What kinda sh-- is that? Most people wanna borrow sugar. Or even ketchup. You wanna borrow my car? Hell naw! Get the hell on.” - Smokey

• "You need to borrow a job. With yo' broke ass. Always trying to smoke up somebody's sh--. Get the hell on, Felisha.” - Smokey

• Mr. Jones: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?"
  Craig Jones: "I'm throwing this away. We ain't even got no milk."
  Mr. Jones: "You better put some water on that damn sh--!"
  

• Smokey: "Man, Where you get that from?"
  Craig Jones: "Yo Mama."
  Smokey: "F--- you!"
  

• Hector: "'Sup, Smokey?"
  Smokey: "F--- you."
  

• Big Worm: "Can't have sh-- I'm closed, Fat Boy."
  Kid #1: "Then give me my money back."
  Big Worm: "My money."
  Kid #1: "Mama."
  

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