The Best 40 Michael Scott Quotes to Motivate Yourself

The Best 40 Michael Scott Quotes to Motivate Yourself
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Tripboba.com - Michael Scott is a fictional character in NBC'S "The Office" and well known as the series's main protagonist. Michael Scott served as the Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of a paper distribution company or as Dunder Mifflin Inc.

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Best Michael Scott Quotes

Best Michael Scott Quotes
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We are wondering and have compiled a list of the best Michael Scott quotes below! Keep reading and find out what's your favorite!

  • "The strong survive, but the courageous triumph."
  • "Master the rules of the game until you can play it better than they can."
  • "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky" 
  • "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised."
  • "That has sort of an oaky afterbirth."
  • "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information."
  • "I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something terrible has happened."
  •  "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl so I'm wise and I have worms."

Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes

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  • "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information." 
  • "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
  • "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
  • "The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money."
  •  "I am Beyonce, always."
  • "I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible." 
  • "I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be hardworking." 
  • "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." 
  • "I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go." 
  • "Well, it's love at first sight. Actually, it was, no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first sight with my ears."
  • "Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
  • "Webster's dictionary defines wedding as The fusing of two metals with a hot torch." 
  • "I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third."

Funny Michael Scott Quotes

Funny Michael Scott Quotes
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Read down to these funny Michael Scott quotes below!

  • "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
  • "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
  • "I have caused. It is beCAUSE I hate him."
  • "You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice … strike three."
  • "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
  • "I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here."
  • "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

The Office Michael Scott Quotes

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The best boss, Michael Scott quotes below might be the best reference to motivated your day at work!

  • "Okay, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences."
  • "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." – Andy Bernard (Season 9, Finale)
  • "I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it…Nike." – Michael Scott (Season 1, Hot Girl)
  • "The worst thing about prison was the dementors." – Michael "Prison Mike" Scott (Season 3, The Convict)
  • "In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby." – Dwight Schrute (Season 7, Viewing Party)
  • "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." – Michael Scott (Season 2, The Fight)
  • "' R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukluk.'" — Dwight Schrute (Season 6, Mafia)
  • "I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30." – Michael Scott (Season 6, Scott's Tots)
  • "Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist." – Michael Scarn (Season 7, Threat Level Midnight)
  • "Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually, Jim is my enemy." – Dwight Schrute (Season 6, Koi Pond)
  • "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." – Michael Scott (Season 4, Money)

  • "As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um. I think I can do it." – Michael Scott (Season 5, Moroccan Christmas)

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