These 55+ Xmas Quotes Will Brighten Your Christmas Season!

Feb 23, 2021 10:17 PM

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Tripboba.com - Most people wait for the Christmas season. It is the most wonderful time of the year. So, to help you get in the spirit of Christmas, Tripboba will provide some best Xmas quotes for you.

Either you're looking for the perfect caption for your Instagram post or want to write some quotes to a holiday card, Tripboba has gathered 55+ Xmas quotes to make the season just a little brighter. Check this out!

Funny Xmas Quotes

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Check out these funny Xmas quotes to keep you laughing until the new year!

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year." – Victor Borge

"My husband's idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge." – Melanie White

"I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin." – Winston Spear

"I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas." – Frank Butler

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." – Dave Barry

"This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it's better than all the other ones." – Guy Endore Kaiser

"Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." – Kin Hubbard

"What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present." – Don Marquis

"Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal." – Lenore Hershey

"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange." – Henny Youngman

"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me." – Jerry Seinfeld

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." – Garrison Keillor

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?" – Matt Groening

"For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There's more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!" – Anne Bristow

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." – Shirley Temple

"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." – Joan Rivers

"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it." – Richard Lamm

"Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music." – Tom Sims

"Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen." – Sean Hughes

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree." – Roy L. Smith

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