40+ Best Halloween Greetings to Accompany Your Spooky Night!

40+ Best Halloween Greetings to Accompany Your Spooky Night!
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Tripboba.com - Who can't wait to greet friends with "Trick or treat!" this year? We all do! October is coming! This popular month is the time to celebrate the liveliness of a holiday called Halloween. This once-a-year event will give you chance to express the "spooky" atmosphere throughout October. So, you might also need some Halloween greetings to relax the vibes of the spooky night.

For you, we have compiled some Halloween greetings. Take a look and share to your friends!

Halloween Greetings Sayings

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Check also these Halloween greetings from popular movies and share on your Instagram story!

  • "The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun." -  Midgard Morningstar
  • "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.'" -  Rita Rudner
  • "Be afraid...be very afraid." - The Fly
  • "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep."
  • "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." - J.K. Rowling
  • "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand." -  Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
  • "There is something haunting in the light of the moon." -  Joseph Conrad
  • "If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween." - Douglas Coupland
  • "On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park." -  Nick Gordon
  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." - Aggie Cromwell

Funny Halloween Greetings

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As we all know Halloween is all about family fun. Funny things like Halloween jokes can make the day more colorful with laughter. So, here are some really crazy halloween greetings to get you started:

  • "I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?! No, the body hasn’t decomposed yet."
  • "What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff? A jack-ass-o-lantern."
  • "Why did the monster go inside the bar? For the boos."
  • "What health insurance do Halloween creatures use? Medi-scare."
  • "What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder."
  • "Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween? Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals."
  • "What is the witch’s favorite crime show? America’s Most Haunted."
  • "What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home? It’s a Grave problem."
  • "Why do skeletons make good comedians? They are two humerus."
  • "Why is the woman afraid of the vampire? Because he is all bite and no bark."
  • "What’s the Cause of Death when the gigantic prize-winning pumpkin crushed a man to death? He was gourd to death."
  • "Where should I go to learn about bones? Osteoclass."
  • "Do you know what killed the man who had a 2-ton pumpkin fall on him? He was squashed."

Halloween Greetings Cards

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What is more, fun than pranking your loved ones during Halloween? Take advantage of these Halloween greetings and Share them for a bright Halloween!

  • "What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which!"
  • "What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-ween!"
  • "Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers separately!"
  • "Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop!"
  • "What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed!"
  • "What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream!"
  • "Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!"
  • "What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!"
  • "Did you hear about the monster who ate too many houses? He was homesick!"
  • "Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Because people are dying to get in!" -  L.M. Montgomery

Happy Halloween Greetings for Kids

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Halloween greetings for kids should be just as funny as the adults’ ones. On this section, we would like to share some Halloween Greetings for kids to celebrate their Halloween day.

  • "Why didn't the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn't in it."
  • "What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-einstein!"
  • "What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music."
  • "What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling."
  • "What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries."
  • "What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!"
  • "What room does a ghost not need? A living room."
  • "How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A pumpkin patch."
  • "What do you call two witches living together? Broommates."
  • "What's big, scary and has three wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!"


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