Funny Captions for Best Friends

Make your best friend laugh out of loud with these funny captions for friends.

• “Best friends don’t question you when you show up at the door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.”
• “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
• “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.”
• “There is nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.”
• “True friends never judge each other; both of them judge people together.”
• “I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
• “Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf, and I don’t speak English.”
• “Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.”
• “God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
• “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
• “We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.”
• “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”
• “Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food.”
• “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just take a nap.”
• “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”