50+ Funniest Romantic Jokes to Get Your Partner Attentions

50+ Funniest Romantic Jokes to Get Your Partner Attentions
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Tripboba.com - Laughter is perfect for any relationship. Level up your humor taste using these love jokes and make your partner falling in love for the second time. Perfect romantic jokes will do the "trick" to get your partner's love.

For you who need inspiration or simply want to find one joke to share, we've compiled a bunch of romantic jokes, consisting of the corniest jokes to clever ones. Remember these romantic jokes and use them as your secret weapons to win your partner any time.

Funny Romantic Jokes

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Get your partner's attention by uttering one of these romantic jokes!

  • "There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection." - Unknown
  • "You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me." - Unknown
  • "What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, "I can't breathe!"" - Unknown
  • "Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will, who? Will you marry me?" - Unknown
  • "Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo." - Unknown
  • "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard" - Unknown
  • "Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been rosy." - Unknown
  • "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache." - Unknown
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?" - Unknown

Cheesy Romantic Jokes

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Here are a bunch of funny romantic jokes you can share with your lover.

  • "We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair." - Unknown
  • "Are you a cat? because I'm feline a connection between us." - Unknown
  • "Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes." - Unknown
  • "I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together." - Unknown
  • "If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart." - Unknown
  • "They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you." - Unknown
  • "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry." - Unknown
  • "Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you." - Unknown
  • "If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty." - Unknown
  • "Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!" - Unknown

Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

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These knock knock romantic jokes are guaranteed to make your partner laugh. Copy and share one to them.

  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?" - Unknown
  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you" - Unknown
  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, don’t you?" - Unknown
  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s who? Hershey’s a kiss" - Unknown
  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?" - Unknown

Corny Romantic Jokes

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Find more cite love jokes here.

  • "Can I call-cu-later?" - Unknown
  • "Are you the square root of -1? 'Cause you can't be real!" - Unknown
  • "Without you, I'm like a null set… Empty." - Unknown
  • "Are you the square root of -100? Because you're a sold 10 but too good to be real!" - Unknown
  • "I hear you don't like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?" - Unknown
  • "If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote… 'Cause I always tend toward you!" - Unknown
  • "My love for you is like √(-1)… Complex, but not imaginary!" - Unknown
  • "I don't like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?" - Unknown
  • "You must be a 90º angle… 'Cause you're looking right!" - Unknown
  • "I'd like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves." - Unknown
  • "My love for you is like dividing by zero… "It can't be defined!" - Unknown

Cute Romantic Jokes

Impress your partner with one of these dirty and funny romantic jokes!

  • "Lingerie is half-off in stores today, but in my bedroom, it’s going to be 100 percent off." - Unknown
  • "Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…" - Unknown
  • "I’m about to eat you like a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates." - Unknown
  • "Cards aren’t the only things that are going to be opening tonight." - Unknown
  • "Most girls are hoping for a big rock on Valentine’s Day, but what I want is something that rhymes with that." - Unknown
  • "Let me help you Cherub one out." - Unknown
  • "Get over here and eat my heart-shaped box." - Unknown
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** the flowers and candy, I just wanna screw. " - Unknown
  • "I’m about to eat you like a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates." - Unknown
  • "Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…" - Unknown
  • "I got more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler." - Unknown

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