50+ Funniest Romantic Jokes to Get Your Partner Attentions

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Corny Romantic Jokes

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  • "Can I call-cu-later?" - Unknown
  • "Are you the square root of -1? 'Cause you can't be real!" - Unknown
  • "Without you, I'm like a null set… Empty." - Unknown
  • "Are you the square root of -100? Because you're a sold 10 but too good to be real!" - Unknown
  • "I hear you don't like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?" - Unknown
  • "If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote… 'Cause I always tend toward you!" - Unknown
  • "My love for you is like √(-1)… Complex, but not imaginary!" - Unknown
  • "I don't like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?" - Unknown
  • "You must be a 90º angle… 'Cause you're looking right!" - Unknown
  • "I'd like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves." - Unknown
  • "My love for you is like dividing by zero… "It can't be defined!" - Unknown

Cute Romantic Jokes

Impress your partner with one of these dirty and funny romantic jokes!

  • "Lingerie is half-off in stores today, but in my bedroom, it’s going to be 100 percent off." - Unknown
  • "Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…" - Unknown
  • "I’m about to eat you like a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates." - Unknown
  • "Cards aren’t the only things that are going to be opening tonight." - Unknown
  • "Most girls are hoping for a big rock on Valentine’s Day, but what I want is something that rhymes with that." - Unknown
  • "Let me help you Cherub one out." - Unknown
  • "Get over here and eat my heart-shaped box." - Unknown
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** the flowers and candy, I just wanna screw. " - Unknown
  • "I’m about to eat you like a box of Valentine’s Day chocolates." - Unknown
  • "Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…" - Unknown
  • "I got more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler." - Unknown

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