50 Funny Christmas Wishes to Celebrate Your Holyday with Laughter

50 Funny Christmas Wishes to Celebrate Your Holyday with Laughter
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Tripboba.com - Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, People! How do you prepare this year for Christmas? Along with the preparation, make sure to also prepare a Christmas card for you beloved. If you want to write a unique card, you may want to find some funny Christmas wishes for your writing. There are tons of funny sayings when we talk about Christmas. So, for you, we've compiled a variety of funny Christmas wishes to celebrate your Christmas with laughter. Check them out!


Merry Christmas Wishes Funny

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Here is a list of funny Christmas wishes and sayings you can pick up for your card!

  • "I’d go to office Christmas party if my coworkers weren’t invited." - Unknown
  • "Let’s hope all your regifting will go undetected this year." - Unknown
  • "Your office Christmas party is a perfect platform to gather blackmail material." - Unknown
  • "Dear Santa, for Christmas please send me your list of bad boys and their phone numbers." - Unknown
  • "Let’s hope Santa won’t get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas." - Unknown
  • "I stopped believing in Santa Claus at the age of 5 when my mom tried to make me believe that he lives in a toy shop!" - Unknown
  • "Christmas is the biggest E-greeting Day in the year." - Unknown
  • "Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday." - Unknown
  • "Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." - Unknown
  • "My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge." - Unknown
  • "Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home." - Unknown
  • "During Christmas, you buy gifts with the next year’s money." - Unknown
  • "For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account." - Unknown
  • "He who has now not Christmas in his heart will on no account find it beneath a tree." - Unknown
  • "Being a Secret Santa is actually the only office secret that you’ve ever kept." - Unknown
  • "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Unknown

Funny Christmas Wishes Messages

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More funny Christmas wishes you can find here!

  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Will Ferrell, "Elf"
  • “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” - Jerry Seinfeld
  • "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
  • "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz
  • "Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."- Kin Hubbard
  • "Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas." -Kin Hubbard
  • "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." - Johnny Carson
  • "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." - Larry Wilde
  • "There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
  • "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - Bernard Manning

Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends

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Don't you think basic greetings are too boring to be sent for your friends? Take a look at these amusing, funny Christmas wishes and sayings for your cards.

  • "I’ll swim through an ocean to save you. Ok, not an ocean but a pool definitely. But not too deep though because you know… I don’t want to wet my hair. Merry Christmas!" - Unknown
  • "I hope this Christmas God bless you with a slim figure so that you look a little smarter. I hope Santa won’t cancel my present for being a friend of yours. Merry Christmas, my friend." - Unknown
  • "Christmas season is the only time of the year when you should rather give more attention to your friends and family than to yourself. I’m counting on you to make my Christmas magical!" - Unknown
  • "Christmas is tremendous as we buy gifts for this year’s holiday with next year’s money. Wishing you season’s eating and a bloody good New Year! Merry Christmas!" - Unknown
  • "Christmas is fun until you don’t have to clean everything after the party. I hope your Christmas rocks and full of wonders. Happy X-mas, my dear friend." - Unknown
  • "Finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas! I hope your Christmas celebration is out of the world. Enjoy the holiday season and have lots of fun." - Unknown
  • "Christmas is the magical time when your parents will go around telling your embarrassing childhood stories to everyone possible, so enjoy this holiday season! Merry Christmas." - Unknown

Funny Christmas Wishes For Coworkers or Colleagues

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How do you want to greet your coworkers this Christmas? Here are some idea od funny Christmas Wishes for your coworkers1

  • "I am amazed even though you are a troublemaker; you never compromise the quality and commitment. Keep it up." - Unknown
  • "May this Christmas season help you get drunk enough to get distracted from the upcoming workload. Merry Christmas." - Unknown
  • "Merry Christmas to my favorite colleague. I hope Santa Clause will bring you some presents even though you were not always well behaved this year!" - Unknown
  • "With co-workers like you, it is hard to maintain a serious image in the office, and I hate that. I hope you enjoy the Christmas carols and feast." - Unknown
  • "We share similar thinking; we share a good vibe. So, celebrate this Christmas with a new jibe. Have a good time. Wish you a lovely Christmas!" - Unknown
  • "Hope you will not be spilling office TEAs to your family at this celebration. Merry Christmas and have a blessed one." - Unknown
  • "Hope you will not be spilling office TEAs to your family at this celebration. Merry Christmas and have a blessed one." - Unknown

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