50+ Happy 50th Birthday Funny: Congratulate Your Special Persons for Reaching The Milestone!

50+ Happy 50th Birthday Funny: Congratulate Your Special Persons for Reaching The Milestone!
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Tripboba.com - Every birthday at every age is important, but hitting the 50th birthday milestone is especially meaningful. It's amazing how much a 50th birthday can mean for someone. We should rejoice and celebrate our friends and families on their special day.  

Somehow it's hard to find the right words to describe how much you care about them and their birthday milestone. Below is a list of happy 50th birthday funny to help you tell the amazing people in your life how special their 50th birthday is to them and to you!

Why not celebrate it with laughter and a little bit of wisdom?

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Meme

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Turning 50 is a milestone! Write your wishes and messages with some the wisdom and a sense of humor. This happy 50th birthday funny will be a helpful guide!

  • “Happy 50th birthday with 50 beers.” - Unknown
  • “You are not 50. You are 18 with 32 years of experience.” - Unknown
  • “Happy 50th birthday! I’d like to buy you a birthday drink.” - Unknown
  • “You only get to turn 50 once, but you get 49 practice birthday. Happy 50th birthday!” - Unknown
  • “Happy, happy, happy 50th birthday! Have a day filled with magic and love!” - Unknown
  • “One does not simply have a 50th birthday without a birthday meme.” - Unknown
  • “Happy 50th birthday. Don’t you miss your hair like this?” - Unknown
  • “Happy 50th birthday! Even though it was her 50th birthday, Adele thought it best to limit herself to just one slice of cake.” - Unknown
  • “Fifty. The ultimate F-word.” - Unknown
  • “Fun, foxy and fifty!” - Unknown
  • “Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old? You should be 10x that excited. Happy birthday!” - Unknown
  • “If you haven’t grown up by age 50 you don’t have to.” - Unknown
  • “Look who’s all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy! Happy 50th birthday!” - Unknown
  • “Happy 50th birthday! Now sit back girl and watch me sing you happy birthday.” - Unknown
  • “Oliver Queen wishes you a happy 50th birthday. This is the happiest he can look.” - Unknown

Happy 50th Birthday Quotes Funny

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Laughter is perfect for any celebration, especially a birthday. These happy 50th birthday wishes are both hilarious and meaningful. Share to your friends or family who celebrate!

  • "Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!" - Unknown
  • "Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!" - Unknown
  • "If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday." - Unknown
  • "Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!" - Unknown
  • "Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!" - Unknown
  • "Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old." - Unknown
  • "It’s just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!" - Unknown
  • "Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!" - Unknown
  • "Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!" - Unknown

Funny Happy 50th Birthday Wishes

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Who says you can't be funny at the age of 50? Celebrate your special person's 50th birthday with this happy 50th birthday funny!

  • "Remember how exciting your 5th birthday was? Well, today should be 10 times that exciting!" - Unknown
  • "Buy the sports car, get the tattoo, take a trip, learn something new. Let the midlife crisis ADVENTURE begin!" - Unknown
  • "If you’re feeling old on your 50th birthday, look on the bright side! This is the youngest you are ever going to celebrate." - Unknown
  • "Your 50th birthday brings a whole new set of skills to the table. Now you can laugh, sneeze, cough, and pee… all at the same time! Congrats!" - Unknown
  • "Happy 50th Birthday! Good luck blowing out all those candles!" - Unknown
  • "Buy the sports car, get the tattoo, take a trip, learn something new. Let the midlife crisis ADVENTURE begin!" - Unknown
  • "Remember how exciting your 5th birthday was? Well, today should be 10 times that exciting!" - Unknown
  • "Happy 50th Birthday! Welcome to the age where it’s no longer possible to find a birthday cake big enough to hold all your candles!" - Unknown
  • "If you haven’t grown up by 50, I’m beginning to lose hope that you ever will!" - Unknown
  • "Deepest of sympathies on your 50th birthday. At least you’ll always have fond memories of youth!" - Unknown
  • "When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything." – Eric
  • "50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule." – Greg Tamblyn

Happy 50th Birthday Sayings Funny

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Here are a few of happy 50th birthday funny with some wisdom on the sayings.

  • "For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked." – Jean Sorensen
  • "Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony." – Greg Tamblyn
  • “Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you” - Unknown
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter” – Mark Twain
  • “I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry” – Alan Bleasdale
  • “I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry” – Alan Bleasdale
  • “Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age” – Victor Hugo
  • “Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle” – Bob Hope
  • "Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony." . – Greg Tamblyn

Happy 50th Birthday Greetings

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Some more great happy 50th birthday funny on turning 50 ishere!

  • “You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office”
  • “The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” - T. S. Eliot
  • “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed” - Charles Schulz
  • “A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police” - Henry Youngman
  • “Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else” - Ogden Nash
  • “Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle” - Bob Hope
  • “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime” - John Grier
  • “Fifty is an excellent age... if you’re a bottle of wine”
  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling “Fifty is five perfect tens”

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