60+ Cheesy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh at Yourself

60+ Cheesy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh at Yourself
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Tripboba.com - Have you ever heard the jokes that are actually funny but at the same time sound so "stupid"?

Well, some people with this sense of humor can find it really funny, otherwise will see it as dumb.

These cheesy jokes are the list of "stupid" yet funny jokes that you can try to throw at your friends. Sometimes, it is because it is stupid which makes it funny, right?

Best Cheesy Jokes

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You can never expect all people have the same sense of humor. Through some corny and cheesy jokes, you can find the variety of humor that sometimes when it comes to one place can be so hilarious.

Let's find out some of these cheesy jokes to add up to your reference!

  • "How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other?" "They were dead ringers."
  • "How do you tell if a vampire is sick?" "See if he is coffin."
  • "If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?" "Mistle-toes."
  • "What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?" "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."
  • "What did the policeman say to his belly button?" "You’re under a vest."
  • "What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?" "Namaste."
  • "What do you call a pig that does karate?" "A pork chop."

Funny Cheesy Jokes

  • "What do you call an alligator detective?" "An investi-gator."
  • "What do you call fake spaghetti?" "An im-pasta."
  • "What kind of ghost has the best hearing?" "The eeriest."
  • "What’s brown and sticky?" "A stick."
  • "What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?" "One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment."
  • "When do computers overheat?" "When they need to vent."
  • "Where can you buy soup in bulk?" "The stock market."
  • "Why are there gates around cemeteries?" "Because people are dying to get in."
  • "Why did the bike fall over?" "It was two tired."

Short Cheesy Jokes

  • "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" In case he got a hole in one." 
  • "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?" "Because he was a little horse."
  • "Why did the farmer win an award?" "He was outstanding in his field."
  • "Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?" "He was stuck in a vicious cycle."
  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" "Because he was outstanding in his field."
  • "Why do bees have sticky hair?" "Because they use honeycombs."
  • "Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?" "Because every play has a cast."
  • "Why do seagulls fly over the sea?" "If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels."
  • "Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?" "Because it’s pointless." 
Those are the 25 cheesy jokes that you can try for your friends. Bet they're shaking their heads before really get it. Well, any jokes are funny as long as everyone gets it, right? LOL

Cheesy Jokes for Kids

Cheesy Jokes for Kids
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Kids are the most innocent and honest creatures, it is said. Sometimes when you want to make them smile or laugh, a simple corny joke can handle it. Well, these are cheesy jokes for kids that you can try to make 'em laugh and smile. Let's check it out!

  • "How do you make a lemon drop?" "Just let it fall."
  • "How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?" "You rocket!"
  • "How does a vampire start a letter?" "Tomb it may concern..."
  • "Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?" "Dill with it."
  • "What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?" "That hit the spot!"
  • "What did the left eye say to the right eye?" "Between us, something smells!"
  • "What did the microwave say to the other microwave?" "Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?"
  • "What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?" "R2 detour."

Stupid Cheesy Jokes for Kids

  • "What do you call an ant who fights crime?" "A vigilanty!
  • "What has ears but cannot hear?" "A cornfield."
  • "What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?" "Spelling!"
  • "What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?" "A coconut on vacation."
  • "What is fast, loud and crunchy?" "A rocket chip!"
  • "When does a joke become a “dad” joke?" "When the punchline is a parent."

Cheesy Kid Jokes

  • "When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?" "Because when you find it, you stop looking."
  • "Why did the kid cross the playground?" "To get to the other slide."
  • "Why did the police play baseball?" "He wanted to get a catch!"
  • "Why did the student eat his homework?" "Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!"
  • "Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?" "Because she was stuffed."
  • "Why was 6 afraid of 7?" "Because 7, 8, 9."

Cheesy Jokes for Her

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A funny man is a favorite for women. But not all men have the same skill in jokes. These cheesy jokes can be a weirdly funny thing that you can try to her. Let her find it funny for later and you can get her attention. It is cheesy and corny yet why not? Let's check 'em out!

    • "Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?" "Yes, it is February 14th."
    • "How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?" "He gave her a ring."
    • "I like to show my girlfriend who's the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face."
    • "I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
    • "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it."
    • "Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
    • "My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
    • "My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper."
    • "Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You're one of them."

    Really Cheesy Jokes for Her

    • "Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
    • "What did one boat say to the other?" "Are you up for a little row-mance?"
    • "What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?" "Hey doc, I have a crutch on you."
    • "What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?" "It was love at first bite."
    • "What's the difference between love and marriage?" "Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener."
    • "What's the difference between love and marriage?" "Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock."
    • "Why should you never break up with a goalie?" "Because he is a keeper."
    • "Why should you not marry a tennis player?" "Because love means nothing to them."
    • "Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?" "He'll dessert you."
    • "You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try."
    • "You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away."

    Cheesy Dad Jokes

    Cheesy Dad Jokes
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    A dad figure is always associated with old fashioned or old schooled, yet when it comes to jokes, it sound so corny. These cheesy jokes from dad can be your ideas to try it to friends. Let's check it out!

    • "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop."
    • "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
    • "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."
    • "Have you heard about the chocolate record player?" "It sounds pretty sweet."
    • "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
    • "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."
    • "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
    • "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
    • "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
    • "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
    • "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
    • "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
    • "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
    • "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
    • "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
    • "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."
    • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
    • "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
    • "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
    • "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They’re both Paris sites."
    • "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
    • "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
    • "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."
    • "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"
    • "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"
    • "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
    • "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
    • "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
    • "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
    • "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
    Well, those are the 60+ cheesy jokes that you can try to your friends. Bet they will be shaking their heads before really get it and laugh. Good luck!

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