60 Dad Jokes for Kids, They’re Actually Not That Bad!

60 Dad Jokes for Kids, They’re Actually Not That Bad!
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Tripboba.com - Some of you might have heard some cheesy and corny dad jokes before. They are usually predictable and consist of a pun. And let’s be honest, sometimes they’re also not that funny. However, there are also dad jokes that are actually funny and can make your kids laugh.

Here, Tripboba has compiled sixty dad jokes for kids that can make your kids awed and might also actually think that their dad is a genius for ‘inventing’ these jokes. Read on and find the best dad jokes that you can tell your kids.

Funny Dad Jokes for Kids

Find the funniest dad jokes for kids and bring some laughter to your bonding moments with your kids.

  • “Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.”
  • “I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would be win. However, no pun in ten did...”
  • “Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is? People are just dying to get in.”
  • “Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.”
  • “What’s the secret to a good elevator pitch? It has to work on many levels.”
  • “Evaporated milk is confusing. There's so much liquid in it.”
  • “How does a musician win a fight? They call for Bach up.”
  • “Kid: Why are you talking to yourself, Dad?” “Dad: I needed an expert's advice.”
  • “What do you call someone with no nose and no body? Nobody knows.”
  • “Why did the bicycle keep falling over? It was two tired.”
  • “Did you ever notice ants don't get sick? They're full of anty-bodies.”
  • “What kind of drink is bittersweet? Reali-tea.”
  • “What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!”
  • “What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!”
  • “What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!”

Bad Dad Jokes for Kids

Bad Dad Jokes for Kids
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These dad jokes for kids are so bad that they actually sound ridiculous. 

  • “Why do flamingoes lift one leg up? If they lifted both they’d fall.”
  • “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!”
  • “What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!”
  • “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”
  • “What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!”
  • “I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!”
  • “Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!”
  • “Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.”
  • “Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!”
  • “What looks like half an apple? The other half.”
  • “How do you lift an elephant with one hand? You can’t, elephant only have feet.”
  • “What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison.”
  • “What does a zombie vegetarian eat? GRRRAAAIINS!”
  • “What did the shoe say to the confused hat? You go on ahead.”
  • “What did the paper say to the pencil? You’ve got a good point!”

Best Dad Jokes for Kids

Best Dad Jokes for Kids
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Tell these dad jokes for kids and make your kids solve the pun in the jokes.

  • “When does a joke become a Dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent.”
  • “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.”
  • “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.”
  • “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
  • “What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom.”
  • “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.”
  • “When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.”
  • “What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.”
  • “Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.”
  • “What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.”
  • “Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment.”
  • “Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.”
  • “How do trees access the internet? They log in.”
  • “What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.”
  • “What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.”

Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids

Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids
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These cheesy dad jokes for kids are the perfect things to lift up your kid’s spirit when they’re having a bad day.

  • “I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny.”
  • “What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.”
  • “What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.”
  • “Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.”
  • “Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.”
  • “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”
  • “Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.”
  • “Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.”
  • “What state do crayons go to on vacation? Color-ado.”
  • “Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.”
  • “Did you hear the rumor about butter? Better not spread it.”
  • “Why should you buy socks with holes in them? It’s the only way to get your feet in.”
  • “Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.”
  • “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”
  • “Why are mountains so good at telling jokes? Because they’re hill areas.”


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