60 Funny Messages You Can Count On When You Have a Bad Day!Jun 09, 2021 07:30 PM Funny Messages - Photo by Meghan Schiereck from Unsplash
Tripboba.com - Isn’t it the best to have a conversation with someone that has that connection right away? You know that person is the right one when she/he can respond and understand your topics – and this is where fun begin.
It’s even cooler when you share each other’s funny story and all you do is laugh along like crazy! That connection can grow even though you have the conversation via text. What a good chemistry that is!
There are numerous funny messages you can take inspiration from. But here, Tripboba has collected the special ones just for you. So, don’t miss them!
Funny Text Messages
Though you have the conversation via text, when it’s funny, you can’t help but giggle and even laugh out loud. The following short funny messages are simple example of text that can bring laugh in your conversation.
Here are Tripboba’s version of funny messages you can share.
- “I don’t want to be corn-y... but I miss you.”
- “This may be cheesy, but you’re legen-dairy.”
- “I carrot imagine life without you. Lettuce be friends forever.”
- “You’re berry important to me.”
- “Thank you for lifting me up. I love you to my core.”
- “I owe it to ewe for keeping me sane this year.”
- “Are you a phone? Because I’m addicted to you.”
- “I think you’re eggcellent.”
- “Thank you. You’re purrfect.”
- “Guess whoo will miss you? (that’s right, it’s me).”
- “I’ve done the math, and I can definitely fit in your luggage.”
- “Get whale soon.”
- “Who’s cutting onions in here? There are no onions, I’m just going to miss you.”
- “Stay toasty this winter.”
- “Thanks a melon.”
Funny Status Messages
When you have social media, you want to make sure you share good captions for the interest of your followers – or simply, that’s just who you truly are, a fun personality!
This is a good list of funny messages you can use for your captions that we thought are great for you!
- "Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day, ruin it yourself."
- "My therapist told me I need to take the time to find myself. Took me all of 5 minutes. There was a mirror in the bathroom. Who's the smart one now Doc?"
- "Going outside to vacuum the driveway. I do this every so often... just to ensure the neighbors never talk to me."
- "A guy limps into Dairy Queen and orders a strawberry sundae. The cashier asks, “crushed nuts?” and the guy says, “no, it’s just my bad knee.”"
- "I had a lazy eye as a child and now the rest of my body has caught up."
- "Married with Children was much funnier on TV."
- "Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them."
- "Does anyone know how long you can put chicken in the freezer? I pun one in las night and it was dead this morning."
- "I drive more safely when there's food in the passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there."
- "I love Bruce Lee because he studied art and poetry and decided the most beautiful form of self expression is punching someone in the face."
- "Some random number just texted me thinking he was texting his manager saying that he was gonna be a few minutes late today. So, I just gave him the day off."
- "SCIENCE FACT: All the lost hours from Daylight Savings get added to Betty White’s lifespan."
- "When a kid says " Daddy, I want mommy", that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor.""
- "Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention."
- "The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it."
After funny messages for your social media, we also have funny messages on birthdays as well as Mother’s Day. So, go on to the next page and laugh along!
Funny Birthday Messages
While choosing a birthday card is a battle, writing something fun on it can also be a challenging thing.
But since you are here, you can count on us because we have managed to collect funny messages that are perfect to write on a birthday card – of course, they are funny too!
- "I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!"
- "Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder."
- "Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one."
- "May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about."
- "On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there."
- "You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!"
- "Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse."
- "If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!"
- "Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!"
- "It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."
- "Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night."
- "Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?"
- "Congratulations on getting slightly older!"
- "Well done – you have still been alive for several years!"
- "Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me."
Funny Mothers Day Messages
On this day, not only love, but funny moments are also great to share. Whether by collecting your funny moments with your mother, or you simply read the following funny messages on Mother’s Day.
So, here’s our version.
- "To my favorite mother … best wishes for Mother’s Day! Of course, you’re my favorite because you’re the only one and I haven’t been given more mothers to choose from … Despite this, I wouldn’t change you for anyone else in the world, even if you have too many defects."
- "Happy Mother’s Day, to you who are always in my thoughts … Especially when i bunk my classes!"
- "Behind a GOOD SON there is always a GREAT MOTHER. Congratulations mommy."
- "Dear Mom, today is your day, and for this you have to be quiet. I know that it is difficult for you to do it and that you like very much lecture, but if you give me your word, at 11:59 pm I’ll give you a nice present. Seen “I also know how to blackmail, and I learned from the number one!”, “Mom, I always understand when you complain: you have lost all patience in making a work of art like me!"
- "I never told you, and on the occasion of Mother’s Day I will make a great confession: I want you … I want you … to tease!"
- "To you, only to you, dear mother, I give my soul, my heart, my smile, my pocket money … By the way, this month I will receive double, right? Greetings to the most generous mother in the world! Thank you!"
- "I took my wishes, I wrapped them in a paper made of sweetness and fortune, and put them on the wings of an angel … Haven’t you arrived yet?"
- "Mom, you are just like wine: the older you get the better, since you no longer have the same strength as before: think, now I can finally run free around the house, without being hit by a flying slippers! Ah, I forgot: so many best wishes!"
- "Mom, you always say that there is a crisis: best wishes … My wishes end here. I have to save the jigs on Whatsapp!"
- "Mom you occupy a special place in my heart … Right next to the Playstation!"
- "I was never a mother’s boy, even though I was an only child."
- "Mothers often forget that the umbilical cord is cut at birth."
- "I am glad that you are my mother: a stranger would not have borne me so long."
- "You’re like the Nutella, Mum: what world would it be without you?"
- "Everyone wants to save the Earth; no one wants to help mom make dishes."
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