65+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband: What to Write on a Birthday Card!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband on Facebook

• “You are great at being an amazing husband and you make it look so easy. Wishing you a very happy birthday.”

• “Hugs, kisses, and sweet birthday wishes from your one and only Mrs.”

• “To my king, happy birthday from the bottom of my heart.”

• “Happy birthday to the #1 hubby!”

• “Happy Birthday to the keeper of my heart.”

• “Happy Birthday to the MOST AWESOME, WONDERFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS, HANDSOME and GREAT HUBBY you are!”

• “You’re still sexier than ever. Happy Birthday, Hubby!”

• “Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels.”

• “Happy birthday to my special man! Nobody else would take you, so I guess I’d better plan for a lifetime together!”

• “Here’s to the most beautiful, sexy, and overall most outstanding woman, me! Wait. It’s YOUR birthday? Well, shoot. Then here’s to you, my wonderful husband.”

• “Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear husband! Here’s to another fun year with you!”

• “Knock knock. Who’s there? Sexy. Sexy, who? Sexy was brought back with you! Happy birthday to my one true love!”

• “For your birthday, I prayed that you will get every blessing that you deserve. Don’t expect much.”

• “The next time you think about complaining about your old age, don’t forget that I am older than you! Enjoy your birthday, hubby.”

• “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Well, I’ll be! “Well, I’ll be” who? Well, I’ll be waiting for you with cake at the end of the day!”

• “Happy birthday to the man who makes me laugh so hard I cry tears of joy. May we forever be as happy as we are today. I love you!”

• “Happy Birthday to my wonderful husband. You are the definition of a noble husband and a great father. You always put family first. You are always there to depend on. I’m proud to call you my husband.”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband from Wife

• “I’m so happy I found someone who is as amazing, beautiful, charming, stylish, and humble as me. Happy birthday, dear husband!”
• “Ιt is your birthday! Time to celebrate! Or nap. You are old now. You should really just take a nap.”
• “Wishing my husband Happy Birthday! Usually, I would let someone know that getting older is not such a big deal! In your case, it IS a big deal! Seriously, you should be worried, right now… #thatsthespirit”
• “Happy Birthday! I love you more than as much as I love chocolate and wine!”
• “Happy birthday, sweet husband! Thanks for doing your part to make me look younger every year.”
• “Happy Birthday, Husband. You may be getting older but look on the bright side…You have a beautiful and wonderful wife to keep you company on the ride to old age.”
• “No worries, dear. With every new wrinkle, my love extends beyond your fleeting good looks. Happy Birthday.”
• “Congratulations! For your birthday, you’re getting extra house chores. Love you honey!”
• “Happy Birthday to you, Hubby. You are the smartest man alive and I am the craziest woman alive. You were smart enough to ask for my hand in marriage and I was crazy enough to say, “Yes”.”
• “Sometimes you make loving you the hardest task of all… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything else in the world. Love you, Honey! Have a nice birthday!”
• “Thank goodness our children inherited my brains. I worry about you sometimes.”
• “Happy birthday! You certainly don’t look like you did when we first met in our younger years. But since it’s your birthday, I won’t make fun of your pot belly. Your welcome!”
• “Happy Birthday and congratulation on having a head start in our race to the grave. Love always, your awesome wife.”
• “Dear Husband. You are getting a bit too old to party hard like we used to on your birthday. But I’m not so I’ll have twice as much fun in remembrance of you.”
• “My sweet husband, I want to kick you out on most days. Then I remember that I simply can’t live without you.”
• “Happy Birthday to my handsome man. I’m so glad to have married a man almost as beautiful as me!”
• “You are a great father, a hard worker, a loyal friend, a trusting neighbor and most of all a phenomenal husband! Best birthday wishes to you.”
• “Happy birthday to the man who warms my heart, lightens my load, and fulfills my dreams. You are amazing!”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife from Husband

• “I was going to give you a hundred free birthday wishes. But I used 99 of them on myself.”

• “No one is perfect…not even you. I have of list of things you can work on but, today, let’s just enjoy your birthday.”

• “My hubby, my hero! Happy Birthday.”

• “Happy Birthday to a wonderful husband, you have turned my ordinary life into a fairy tale.”

• “You are a wonderful husband and a really fabulous father; you deserve the best for your birthday. I love you!”

• “A husband like you is the chocolate on the birthday cake of life. Sweet, yummy and completely irresistible! Happy birthday, lover boy!”

• “You are honest, loving, and charming. More than a wife could dream up. Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams.”

• “Happy Birthday to you. There’s no way I could ever live without you. You make me a better person and a better wife. Thank you for everything.”

• “True love lasts forever. In you, I have found true love and true friendship, a connection that cannot be broken. Love always, happy birthday!”

• “A love like yours makes my world go round. Happy Birthday, Dear!”

• “Who needs superheroes when you have a super husband? Happy Birthday, my superman!

• To the most loving husband of all, I wish you a very happy birthday. You mean the world to me.”

• “I have searched high and low, near and far. But I have never found a man like you, a man of integrity and honesty with a heart of pure gold. Happy Birthday, my love!”

• “Through every storm, through every tear, through every heartache, through every fear… you have been there to weather the storms and turn my anxieties into care-free laughter. Have a wonderful birthday, from your wife.”

• “Happy Birthday! Sharing my life with you was the best decision I’ve ever made. I am grateful for every moment.”

• “Thank you for being the husband I thought could never exist outside of fairy tales.”

• “I thank you for the invitation to create a lifetime of memories with you. Here’s to another year of gladness.”