85 Hilarious Bad Jokes to Feel Your Day With Laughs

May 05, 2021 05:00 PM

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Tripboba.com - Humor is subjective, but some bad jokes are so bad they go around and round and end up funny in an ironic way. If you are looking for something cringe but still funny, you are in the right place. Here are 85 really bad jokes that are probably terrible but still good to make you laugh.

You can share this article or post one of these jokes so your friends will laugh (a bit) too!

Bad Dad Jokes


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They say the joke becomes dad's joke when it becomes clear. We'll say that when everyone complains. Sorry.

However, you can use these bad jokes when it comes to Father’s Day. Remember to bring a special gift too.

  • “What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.” — Unknown
  • “Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: Solid, liquid, and gas.” — Unknown
  • “What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.” — Unknown
  • “How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.” — Unknown
  • “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.” — Unknown
  • “Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.” — Unknown
  • “Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.” — Unknown
  • “What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.” — Unknown
  • “Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.” — Unknown
  • “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” — Unknown
  • “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” — Unknown
  • “My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean. I don’t know why she’s mad at me.” — Unknown

 

Really Bad Jokes


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Sharing jokes helps us forget our bad memories and makes us more alive. Looking around us, we can always tell the difference between people who make lots of funny jokes from the way they live happier lives. Maybe reading and sharing these bad jokes will make yourself happier too!

  • “Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.” — Unknown
  • “What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.” — Unknown
  • “What does a baby computer call its father? Data.” — Unknown
  • “What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.” — Unknown
  • “What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!” — Unknown
  • “What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.” — Unknown
  • “What did the teacher do with the student’s report on cheese? She grated it.” — Unknown
  • “Why are colds bad criminals? Because they’re easy to catch.” — Unknown
  • “Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!” — Unknown
  • “What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!” — Unknown
  • “Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.” — Unknown
  • “How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.” — Unknown
  • “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.” — Unknown
  • “What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!” — Unknown
  • “What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”” — Unknown

Bad Knock Knock Jokes

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Good knock knock jokes have made people laugh for centuries, regardless of their age. The kids, the grandparents, and everyone in between have a funny joke. Of course, the best knock knock jokes can be a little cliché, but that's part of the fun. So, are you ready to laugh? Read these bad jokes then.

  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Tank. | Tank who? | You’re welcome.
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Hal. | Hal who? | Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Euripides. | Euripides who? | Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Honey bee. | Honey bee who? | Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Banana. | Banana who? | Knock, knock. | Banana. | Banana who? | Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Orange. | Orange who? | Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Hawaii. | Hawaii who? |I’m good. Hawaii you?
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Says. | Says who? |Says me!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Luke. | Luke who? | Luke through the peep hole and find out.
  • Knock, Knock. | Who’s there? | Nobel. | Nobel who? | Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Annie. | Annie who? | Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Woo. | Woo who? | Glad you’re excited, too!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Cow says. | Cow says who? | No, a cow says mooooo!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Snow. | Snow who? | Snow use. The joke is over.
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Figs. | Figs who? | Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | Alice. | Alice who? | Alice fair in love and war.
  • Knock, knock. | Who’s there? | A little old lady. | A little old lady who? | Hey, you can yodel!

Bad Pun Jokes

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Everyone likes the bad pun. But what is a pun? A good definition of a pun is a play on words, in which a jokester mixes two words that are similar but have different meanings. Here are some examples of bad jokes that will make everyone groan.

  • “One lung said to another…we be-lung together!” — Unknown
  • “Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!” — Unknown
  • “I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass!” — Unknown
  • “What did the hamburger name say it's a baby? Patty!” — Unknown
  • “What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?” — Unknown
  • “Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!” — Unknown
  • “I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!” — Unknown
  • “The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!” — Unknown
  • “How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!” — Unknown
  • “You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…it's easy as pi!” — Unknown
  • “My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!” — Unknown
  • “Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!” — Unknown
  • “Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!” — Unknown
  • “What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!” — Unknown
  • “I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!” — Unknown
  • “What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!” — Unknown
  • “My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!” — Unknown

Bad Jokes for Kids

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Let your kids laugh with these hilarious bad jokes.

  • “What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?” | “A stick.”
  • “What did one toilet say to the other?” | “You look a bit flushed.”
  • “Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?” | “Dill with it.”
  • “Where would you find an elephant?” | “The same place you lost her.”
  • “Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?” | “Because she will “let it go, let it go.””
  • “What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?” | “Finding half a worm.”
  • “How does a cucumber become a pickle?” | “It goes through a jarring experience.”
  • “What do you call two birds in love?” | “Tweethearts.”
  • “What is a computer’s favorite snack?” | “Computer chips.”
  • “Why did the dinosaur cross the road?” | “Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.”
  • “How are false teeth like stars?” | “They come out at night.”
  • “What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?” | “A tuba toothpaste.”
  • “What do you call a dog magician?” | “A labracadabrador.”
  • “What building in your town has the most stories?” | “The public library.”
  • “What do you think of that new diner on the moon?” | “Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.”
  • “How does a scientist freshen her breath?” | “With experi-mints.”
  • “How do you get a squirrel to like you?” | “Act like a nut.”
  • “What time is it when the clock strikes 13?” | “Time to get a new clock.”
  • “What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?” | “Thunderwear.”
  • “Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?” | “Because she wanted to go to high school.”


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